Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that wewe have to go to the bathroom. Wait a dakika au so and tell everyone that wewe feel better now.
2. Applaud.
3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.
4. Sing along with the backround music.
5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"
6. Snore.
7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if wewe are sitting in the front.
8. Make shadow puppets.
9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.
10. Walk around behind the screen....
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