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posted by AlxanderRfan
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I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do wewe think ?


When wewe break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses wewe - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want wewe to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants wewe to read it ]
When she walks away from wewe mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes wewe au hit's wewe - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at wewe - [ Kiss her and tell her wewe upendo her ]
When she ignore's wewe - [ Give her your...
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posted by j-bfan7
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My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All siku long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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posted by karpach_13
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can wewe tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick, kifimbocheza is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her zaidi attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do wewe say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are wewe boys all in the same band?
A3: Do wewe guys all play for the Green bay Packers?

Q: How do wewe make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...
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posted by MrssBieber320
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Ever met that one person that wewe just wanna ngumi, punch in the face , then someohow , wewe end up in a relationship with them , wewe fall in upendo , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing wewe want to burn either (:]) Well if wewe still have feelings for that person im gonna help wewe get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap wewe guys (: , ohk so wewe could first start off kwa doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave wewe on moto ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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posted by Shadowpenguin
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Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is nyumbani to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An punda Of Himself On National televisheni Is zaidi Entertaining...
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posted by Mallory101
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 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what wewe think."

7. Claim that wewe must always wear a bicycle kofia, chapeo as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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wewe know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your inayopendelewa character from nyota Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled kwa Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, au Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your inayopendelewa female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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posted by meow_girl
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*One night,Selena,Demi and Taylor were having a concert.And Miley was there for some reason.*

In the middle of true Marafiki Joe Jonas ran on stage,knocked the guitar, gitaa player (Billy ray Cyrus) off the stage,Breaking his leg.

Miley:That was my dad!You ass!

Joe:Yeah no one cares.Demi,Selena,Taylor I upendo wewe all!

Miley:What about me?

Joe:What about wewe man whore?

Miley:I'm a girl!

Joe:That's not what your boyfriend said!

Miley:At least I'm not pregnant like you!

Joe:Those were just rumors!!!

Selena:Suuuuuure...

Joe:They were!

All:Riiiiiiiiiight......

Simon:I don't believe you!

Demi:Simon Cowell?What are you...
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posted by Jeffersonian
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These are purported to be actual test majibu from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes kwa which water can be made salama to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water salama to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded kwa sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If wewe are buying a house,...
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posted by Dippicus
2
Lucy and Linus (who where brother and sister) had another little brother named Rerun. (He sometimes played left-field on Charlie Brown's baseball team, [when he could find it!]).

The pancreas produces Insulin.

1 in 5,000 north Atlantic lobsters are born bright blue.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

A skunk's smell can be detected kwa a human a mile away.

The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word wewe want.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

Henry Ford produced the...
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posted by prettystar
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Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I upendo the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your moyo beat
Is my inayopendelewa lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If wewe could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my nyumbani though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes wewe happy.
I always want wewe to be happy.
I don't like it when wewe cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with wewe even though
You can't hear...
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posted by patrisha727
1
Thanks to the encouragement from Jarik, I had enough time to find some zaidi facts! Sorry if some of these are repeated! :S


No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half zaidi than 7 times.

All swans in England are the property of the Queen au king

The first product to have a bar code scanned was Wrigley's gum.

Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God.

A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her cheating adulterous husband but she may only do so with her bare hands.

The new 787 Boeing...
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posted by i_luv_angst
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This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be aliyopewa to the wrong parents daily.
5 chokoleti kills dogs! True, chokoleti affects a dog's moyo and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For kwa him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones au powers au rulers au authorities;
all things were created kwa him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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posted by Smib
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1
Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

2
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

3
40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

4
315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

5
On the average, 12 newborns will be aliyopewa to the wrong parents daily.

6
Chocolate kills dogs! True, chokoleti affects a dog's moyo and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

7
Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

8
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and...
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