Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that wewe think they're Tom Cruise au Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie nyota in question).
Ask the guy inayofuata to wewe to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person inayofuata to you, "Are wewe in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, wewe have a very irate home,' she alisema governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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