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 The Tenth Doctor is in my Textbook
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Look! Down in the bottom right corner! It's him! Not even kidding!
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There is a topless picha of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied kwa some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged picha of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” alisema her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
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wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!

Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while wewe sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the...
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But wewe sir, When you're born you're PINK, When wewe grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When wewe go in the sun wewe turn RED, When you're cold wewe turn BLUE, And when wewe die wewe turn PURPLE. And wewe have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
In case y'all haven't noticed I've kind of had some serious wanderlust lately. Like at this point there are so many beautiful places I'd be down to go anywhere that isn't where I've been living my whole life lol. At any rate here are 5 zaidi breathtaking places.

1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my juu 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

For one thing the Maldives is nyumbani to a bioluminescent beach, pwani (a beach, pwani that has glowing water) and I have always wanted to visit one of those. They are...
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juu selling albums in 1980s
The juu selling album in the 80s was Dire Straits Brothers In Arms followed kwa Michael Jackson Bad, and then Thriller, 4th best selling album Queen Greatest Hits
The number one selling album for the mwaka 1980 was Abba Super Trouper, 1981 Adam & The Ants Kings Of The Wild Frontier, 1982 Barbra Streisand upendo Songs, 1983 Michael Jackson Thriller, 1984 Lionel Richie Can't Slow Down, 1985 Dire Straits Brothers In Arms, 1986 Madonna True Blue, 1987 Michael Jackson Bad, 1988 Kylie Minogue Kylie, 1989 Jason Donovan Ten Good Reasons.

What did he mean "bye bye miss american...
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do wewe want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do wewe upendo me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have wewe ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are wewe even asking?
Girl - will wewe kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will wewe hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are wewe crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After from the bottom back to the top


This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot...
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So I am uandishi what I see people generally do when wewe stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of wewe do this. This also applies to siblings.

1. Play your muziki even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them kwa kusoma manga, texting, au stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
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fapfapfapfapfapfap so then god alisema let thair be fap
i am michael and i like the fap
with my wrap, upangaji pamoja
in my crap
between my lap
hujambo its a trap
i need my map
to guide me to my tap
so i may fap
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