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Look! Down in the bottom right corner! It's him! Not even kidding!
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do wewe want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do wewe upendo me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have wewe ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are wewe even asking?
Girl - will wewe kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will wewe hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are wewe crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is is cat.
This is how cat.
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This is an cat.
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So I am uandishi what I see people generally do when wewe stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of wewe do this. This also applies to siblings.



1. Play your muziki even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them kwa kusoma manga, texting, au stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
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1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men au Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a bila mpangilio button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells wewe to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy kubeba with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it zaidi than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
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posted by kinga10111
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A person can not fold a normal size piece of paper in half zaidi than 8 times.



There are just over 300 million cell phones used daily in the United States alone.



A shrimps moyo is in it’s head.



Kissing is actually healthier than shaking someones hand.




Natural pearls will melt in vinegar.



An mizeituni, mzeituni mti can live up to 1500 years.



Cleopatra married two of her brothers.



Ants can’t shut their eyes.




On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building looks like an American flag.



Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, while women shirts have the buttons on the left.



Chewing...
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posted by karolinak1999
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I'm saying this speech on he 4th of September 2013(unless the teacher forgets au something like that) I am aginst 2 boys....my chances are okay...


"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen we are gathered here today to learn Irish, but we took some time off that to choose a new class leader.

For starters I would like to compliment my fellow rivals Atrio and Liam, for their good effort - Liam wewe even prepared a speech, very impressive

Now..I realise the privelage to have the honour torepresent your class, however I am confident that I will be a great candidate.

I'm taking part in this not only to add...
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