Instead of maziwa and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that wewe think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry ng'ombe in your living room. If wewe think a ng'ombe goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
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