Randomness

Type out the sentence wewe end up in comments:

Pick the mwezi wewe were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the siku (number) wewe were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he alisema "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just upendo alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and alisema "see wewe in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the sekunde man he asked the same swali and the man replied "oh man I just upendo to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...