1) I can't reach my license unless wewe hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't wewe the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, wewe must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are wewe Andy au Barney?
6) I thought wewe had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do wewe know why wewe pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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