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-Get to know a Marafiki bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" au "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...

Fuck the intro! Fuck the development discussion! Fuck all the jokes I had written for this article! Fuck all of it! Let’s talk about mother fucking Katana Zero!



Okay, so in all seriousness, before I get way too hyped, let’s actually discuss what Katana Zero is about. wewe play as a katana wielding samurai wannabe named Zero who works for a mysterious organization and does assassinations. Your goal is the ultimate destruction of a fictional drug kwa the name of Chronos, which is highly addictive, so addictive that anyone who uses Chronos will die from withdrawal, but it grants the user...