I upendo the 80s

"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His upendo is deeper, wewe know
He's a real keeper, wewe know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my upendo back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your upendo was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got zaidi swagger than you
He's got zaidi swagger than wewe do
My new boy really...

The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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Reminder: Please don't misunderstand my tone when I write things. If I were being smart au yelling, I'd be killing the nyara right now(lol) but I'm just being real. That's just who I am.

All right, it seems as though every mwezi there's someone posting a picture of themselves in a swali asking 'am I pretty', 'rate me from 1-10', au whatever and I must admit, it's extremely annoying. fanpop is not the place to be posting pictures of yourselves on here knowing that everyone's profaili is vulnerable for the taking. I mean it's your decision if wewe want to do that, but I believe it's not safe...

found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris kuvuka, msalaba (criss-cross)
Chris P. bacon (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
Richard...

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

“I know that wewe believe wewe understand what wewe think I said, but I'm not sure wewe realize that what wewe heard is not what I meant.”

“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag wewe down to his level and beat wewe with experience.”

“I refuse to answer that swali on the grounds that I don't know the answer.”

"You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me."

"You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'."

"It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach...