1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD wewe TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.
2. When your Marafiki is trying to tell wewe something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.
3. When wewe Marafiki is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I upendo YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.
4. If wewe go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD Macdonald’s RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a bila mpangilio stranger.
5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that machungwa, chungwa dust wewe get on...
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