Lion

1. Go outside, and if wewe see someone, take the bila mpangilio person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger kiti, kiti cha of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why mbwa only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to imba in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until wewe are seen to kwa a dotor au nurse then when they approach wewe say "wow doc i feel way better thank wewe " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that wewe dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for wewe flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on wewe

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise au say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO wewe LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are wewe listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do wewe like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks wewe to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks wewe to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your nyumbani alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

A/N: I upendo copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic orodha I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. kwa the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do au has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when wewe don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...

Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, au add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at nyumbani with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

I found this makala on the internet.

1. Insist that wewe are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the kitanda holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say wewe know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors kwa your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as wewe can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...

I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When wewe arrive at the inayofuata stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If wewe are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

GET READY TO GET ANNOYED...ALL METHODS FOOL PROOFED kwa YOURS TRULY!! :)
ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying machungwa, chungwa on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as wewe want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza au something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...

That's right. I sat though this garbadge simply for the entertainment of online friends..

I just felt like I needed to get mad about something, as they tend to be the zaidi entertaining reviews.. So what easier way than watching the work of JOHN K.. Cause never was there a man I wanted to ngumi, punch harder than John K.. And just as I was starting to forget why.. I saw Naked beach, pwani Party, and it came back..

It's basically just porn but with Ren and Stimpy.. Fucking Jailbait porn.. All the females are implied to be below the age of consent, so of coarse my buddy John K dresses them all in overly sexualized...