Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow Scene

1.They always smell good even if it's just shampoo

2.The way their heads always find the right spot on your shoulder

3.The ease with which they fit into your arms

4.The way they kiss wewe and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

5.How cute they are when they eat

6.The way they take hours to dress‚ but in the end it's all worthwhile

7.Because they're always warm‚ even when it's negative thirty degrees outside

8.The way they look good no matter what they wear

9.The way they samaki for compliments

10.How cute they are when they argue

11.The way their hands always find yours

12.The way they smile...

-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time wewe lick a stamp.

-It takes zaidi calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery provides wewe with.

-Many people think eating samaki makes wewe zaidi intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

-No...

I am often starting to be a shabiki of something but If wewe are shabiki of somebody/something there can always be a situation when wewe will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that au something simmilar. But then wewe start to feel distracted. wewe don't know what to start with. Maybe wewe are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help wewe to stop being a shabiki easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So wewe just understood that wewe don't like this thing anymore? Lets...

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny wewe think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: inayofuata to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: inayofuata to my house


3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started...