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posted by MrOrange16
This is a orodha of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If wewe enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. wewe must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was krisimasi Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute mashua hanging on the krisimasi mti and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of rom, rumi into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at krisimasi time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes wewe mad au doesnt agree with your point of view wewe just ripoti them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes wewe mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont ripoti thm. Because we are a big family and we dont ripoti au block family we care and onyesha upendo for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to ripoti someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



upendo all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The taco Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: wewe are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET wewe FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: wewe dun, waliopelekwa TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought wewe picked a siku out of a hat for that au something.

ME: Candy siku is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do wewe want?" "I'm calling to ripoti my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank wewe very much for the call, sir." The inayofuata day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how wewe looked zaidi important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If wewe think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone kusoma the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. au the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an makala here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your kusoma my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even kusoma this.
4. wewe didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did wewe notice I skipped number three.
7. wewe don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that wewe silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then wewe realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But wewe remember that a fact is something that can be proven right au wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. wewe wish wewe never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch wewe with the missing number this time. au did I?
14. wewe wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind kusoma powers amaze you.
16. wewe totally forgot I was only supposed to tell wewe ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog shabiki character. Do wewe think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 mwaka old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel samaki and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel samaki could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a tafuta as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a swali since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight shabiki on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. wewe can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a maoni to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the swali had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a ngumi, punch in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few dakika early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything wewe write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read maswali aloud, debate your majibu with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children imba in a row, then wewe sneeze and wewe fall down. Did wewe ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - wewe used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how wewe knew wewe had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - wewe know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal inayopendelewa of mine) au a zaidi scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell wewe a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe wewe can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when wewe apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up kwa imba beach, pwani Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say wewe taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny au not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would wewe like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh wewe gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: wewe gonna tell me my fortune au what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell wewe your fortune?


Random guy: wewe alisema wewe WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have wewe been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and kuki, vidakuzi don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
 ajl's user ikoni
ajl's user icon
Hello fellow bila mpangilio fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform wewe that a certain new fanpoper with the jina la mtumiaji of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a swali saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a foramu saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now wewe will not be able to find these two contributions why wewe ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if wewe want proof that she alisema this check out this forum
link
Now wewe may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have aliyopewa us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We upendo to be held, talked too but if wewe press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Marafiki but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I upendo the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your moyo beat
Is my inayopendelewa lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If wewe could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my nyumbani though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes wewe happy.
I always want wewe to be happy.
I don't like it when wewe cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with wewe even though
You can't hear...
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