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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When wewe sleep over never boss me around in kitanda unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If wewe don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” au “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If wewe want sex, just ask. (In case wewe didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
kakakuona
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
badger
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
sansuri, barracuda
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black falcon, kozi (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black mbwa mwitu
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...
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1.Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.
2.Do not talk to fictional characters in public.
3.Do not answer fictional characters in public.
4.Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.
5.Do not go out in public.
6.Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.
7.Note expressions.
8.Don't die alone. Take many people with you.
9.Floor is slippery when wet.
10.Lake is slippery when dry.
11.Only talk to strangers wewe know.
12.Strangers wewe don't know are spies... Kill them all.
13.For legal purposes be sure to futa above note.
14.Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.
15.Kill...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the tanuri, joko on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake upendo notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near wewe falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the juu of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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Source: desktopnexus
posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are wewe listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do wewe like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks wewe to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks wewe to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your nyumbani alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...
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Source: giant skeletons
posted by My8thUsername
A/N: I upendo copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic orodha I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. kwa the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do au has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when wewe don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 dakika stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a upendo scene, reach over in front of wewe and cover a bila mpangilio person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your kiti, kiti cha and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person inayofuata to wewe and say, “you never know”....
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I upendo GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to wewe say, "Why don't wewe speak zaidi clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask wewe say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing shati sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS au If wewe find a shati store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the chakula court and go to a fast chakula place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a meza, jedwali imba elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as wewe can "I upendo THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT siku AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until wewe see an old lady/guy...
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posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and wewe have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collar, alama and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When wewe get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when wewe reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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added by 27-5
I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping gari and switch the items with stuff from the person inayofuata to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen wewe in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of wewe on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her wewe upendo her.

5. Call her before wewe sleep and after wewe wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease wewe back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her inayopendelewa movie with her au her inayopendelewa onyesha even if wewe think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....
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