Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought wewe had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see wewe get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, wewe look like the guy in the picture inayofuata to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet wewe I can grab that gun before wewe finish uandishi my ticket.
So, wewe on the take, au what?
Aren't wewe the guy from the village people?
Do wewe know why wewe pulled me over? Okay, just...
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