Kawaii Cat: Noodles

Type out the sentence wewe end up in comments:

Pick the mwezi wewe were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the siku (number) wewe were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...

There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he alisema "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just upendo alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and alisema "see wewe in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the sekunde man he asked the same swali and the man replied "oh man I just upendo to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...

its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? kuoga 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong au hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I upendo yous au calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells bila mpangilio girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king au fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...