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This bila mpangilio picha contains anime, comic kitabu, manga, cartoon, and mkono.

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posted by penguin7710
User: I'm a unicorn.


Cleverbot: My boyfriend is a dragon.


User: So you're a girl?


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: Cool. So am I.


Cleverbot: And what do wewe play?

User: Unicorn games.

Cleverbot: Like twilight sparkle?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do wewe know israel?

User: Do wewe like singing.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: We should sing.

Cleverbot: Ok, where?

User: F is for Marafiki who do stuff together.

Cleverbot: B is for basket to put stuff in.

User: A is for apes to kill rapist.

Cleverbot: Apples.

User: Bannanas.

Cleverbot: apple not bananas.

User: Carrots.

Cleverbot: Pineaples.

User: For a robot wewe don't know how to spell.

Cleverbot:...
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If wewe could see inside my heart
Then wewe will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep wewe hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the moto we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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posted by penguin098
Congratulations. You’ve worked up the nerve to ask the girl out and she alisema yes. You’ve convinced her you’re worth a shot. It is the night of your first tarehe and you’re terrified of messing up. You’re not sure how to impress the girl. Well, thankfully you’ve found this guide, written kwa me, a girl.

Step one: Before
•Clean up before hand, no one wants a guy with greasy hair and an unappealing smell
•Don’t put on too much cologne. A little bit is fine but a lot quickly becomes repulsive. A tip: any amount of “Ax” is too much
•Come up with some ideas for conversations to smooth...
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posted by Hi-Lo
I dont think of this as a poem its zaidi like sadness and confusion today one of my neighbours died my brother called me over to see i saw them songesha the body coverd in a red blanket and the men in black suits and i thought to myself in that moment i never alisema hello never waved au smiled at her when i come to think of it i never saw her have one visitor i alisema to myself i wish i could cry right now but i couldnt i just couldnt i told myself i hope whatever i have done in my life would not make me die alone thats all i ask for and all i wish for
1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain wewe understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help wewe concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, wewe can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help wewe concentrate. If your friend shows wewe his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by PftFan99
Once I was kusoma online... It alisema that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a pizza duka like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the pizza when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my pizza and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"
posted by amethyst_14
EVERYTHING seemed slower, au maybe i was just too fast. Funny, i wasn't even moving. It must have already started, the feeling is all too familiar, the mixed emotions; sadness, desperation, rage, and pain. I could feel myself getting warmer kwa the second, the blood racing through my veins, and the adrenaline mixing along with it. Every mwezi it's the same, for five days, every full moon.
It's a good thing I got away from humans before it had started, I wouldn't want to be responsible for a mourning family, au an unexplained massacre of one. I was away, far away from any ridiculously fragile...
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A lot of people use the word believe in their songs, but believe me, im going to be using believe a lot zaidi than wewe can believe!! XD lol jk maoni reccommended. (i texted all this on my phone and saved it as a draft one time after school, so...) ^^'

~~~Believe~~~

A world where only wewe can,
Break the fear.
No chance to save the world then,
So jump the pier.
Makes everyone feel better...
Makes everyone feel better...

Tame the evil that's inside,
Let the night make wewe feel alive,
For there is only one for you,
Your time is finally overdue...
It's overdue...!

CH: Desperation hits a nerve,
When no one hears...
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posted by itachifan1
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posted by milorox18
"Friends forever‚" wewe promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ wewe were kwa my side.
When I was scared‚ wewe felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ wewe were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ wewe were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful muziki reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...
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Me: okay i actually found this story in my local newspaer from 20 years back. And i'll put a symbol for town names. I don't want rapists au pheaodifiles coming to my town... okay lets begin. And i shall have to give some background history. Well at there was a renovation going on at $ which was between # and &, for an old mental asylum to be converted into a power house musuem. Anyway so this story takes place then. I think i'm not sure of dates.
$ was a small town, very small as in like only three -5 thousande people
ps. kwa the way i really wanted a long title


okay so in Australia out in...
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posted by brooki
Do wewe ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and wewe cant go to sleep?


Do wewe ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?


Do wewe ever hate everything around you?


Do wewe ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that wewe end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?


Do wewe ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?





sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
posted by patrisha727
More is coming.....




The word "Nazi" is actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartel.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned mkate was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it zaidi healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...
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posted by wild-bby
Below I have written a bila mpangilio diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was uigizaji wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my Marafiki all siku long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he alisema nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He alisema it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way nyumbani I told...
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posted by Euri
~*:~*:~*:~*IT IS THE ARTICLE!*~:*~:*~:*~

Welcome, please be seated while a team of highly trained scientist explain the importance of THE ARTICLE to you!

Scientist One: THE ARTICLE unfortunately has no value; I don't understand what the announcer is getting so hyped up about.

Scientist Two: What do wewe mean THE ARTICLE has no value! It helps Fanpop; it helps those poor people who are staring at their sasisho waiting for something new to happen, THE ARTICLE gives those people something to do!

Scientist Three: That may be so but there are even greater things THE ARTICLE can do! It can help the...
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posted by Jackimo17
Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a lettuce but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a lettuce but is not a lettuce and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did...
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