(This is a new series where I negatively review classic stories. And yes, I do like this story and I will like all the others I will do in the future, but I just thought this was a fun idea so... There wewe go.)
So I'm pretty sure kwa now we all know this story. It's a timeless tale of adventure, and has a very important moral at the end. This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a mbwa mwitu and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)
BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing...
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles. Actually, I wanted to get wewe something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope. Age is a high price to pay for maturity. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If wewe don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life alisema Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully. An old fart is as good as a new one….