Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether au not wewe are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:
* wewe are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* wewe are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* wewe are, most likely, an idiot.
* wewe have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.
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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five dakika au so. Memorize...
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