Eight saa lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are wewe a really bad singer, au a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, wewe shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, wewe be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time wewe eat au drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This makala was too short so I have to write this sentence.