Morning njiwa

When wewe get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours

You found this page with intentions of locating the nyota Wars "greek" club.

You would upendo to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your punda so wewe can be as wise as Yoda

When wewe get into a fight, wewe automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...

If wewe get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.

When wewe spend time watching the nyota Wars trilogy because wewe think there will be a test on it later.

You ngumi, punch out trekkies who say "Death nyota my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9"....

My mom fell in upendo with my dad. But he tricked her. My mom thought he was treating her like a princess. But it was all an act. (I'm going to use fake names in this article). My Mom, Anne, was my dad's hairdresser. My dad, Ron, had just got out of his last marriage. His past wife left him because he was a jerk. He tricked my mom into falling in upendo with him. He succeeded. They then got married and the new family was made up of my mom, my half brother, and my dad.
A few years later, I was born. Everything was alright until I was three. My dad went on a business trip to New York with my mom....