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«Fiction uandishi is great. wewe can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically kwa height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...

What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin au cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...

I bet wewe can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started imba so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then alisema they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 mwaka old boy who drove the car in rebecca...

1. Would wewe get back with your last ex if wewe could?
Probably not

2. What color shati are wewe wearing?
Baby blue

3. Would wewe kiss anyone on your Marafiki list?
Maybe Christian but Mickey would kill me :P

4. Do wewe have a 'thing' for someone on your Marafiki list?
No

5. How many people on your juu Marafiki orodha do wewe know in real life?
None sadly XD

6. How many kids do wewe want to have?
Twins and maybe a boy...

7. Do wewe have a good relationship with your parents?
Sure

8. What name would wewe want besides the one wewe have?
Natalie I want your name best friend X3!

9. Would wewe ever make out with someone of the...