bila mpangilio karatasi za kupamba ukuta

(This makala is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how wewe want to be "Miku-Chan" when wewe get older.

4. On juu of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If wewe have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that wewe think they're Tom Cruise au Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie nyota in question).
Ask the guy inayofuata to wewe to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person inayofuata to you, "Are wewe in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, wewe have a very irate home,' she alisema governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....