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This bila mpangilio picha contains mpira wa miguu, mpira wa soka, and mchezaji wa soka. There might also be mkabaji kamili, fullback, mbio nyuma, and mbele.

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posted by alphawhitewolf
Ok that's it I'm doing it even if people didn't even wanted me to do it I'm doing it anyways.

Hello everybody welcome to Alpha's juu ten orodha (and yes I called it that very unoriginal...) Well I'm not here to talk about that. I'm here to orodha some of the worst fandoms of all of history. Oh and before I start this list, but it's pretty obvious that this is my opinion and I'm not here to hurt anyone. So here we go!!!!

10. Beliebers- You're probably wondering why this isn't higher and yes I find these mashabiki really annoying!!! This is probably an example of an average crazy fangirl, but I don't...
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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are wewe really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he alisema that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can wewe tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern siku issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). upendo au hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years zamani were blacks aliyopewa the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if wewe can try the harmomonica au the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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Okay so if wewe live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The inayofuata day, cut the balloons off and wewe got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when wewe can barely songesha as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by scarlet009
1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.


2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.


3. If wewe buy your husband au boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when wewe go to the bathroom.


4. Most husbands’ au men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.


5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”


6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are zaidi women than men, it...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
1. Know how to make wewe smile when wewe are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but wewe always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give wewe the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind wewe and put his arms around wewe

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer wewe plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of upendo .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when wewe take...
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added by Sen_Kagemiya
Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO wewe WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

wewe CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY wewe HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY siku (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

bitch, kahaba WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT punda CUZ wewe CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

--

Happy Holidays~
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Source: Burdr
They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It suits him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling wewe an...
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