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This bila mpangilio picha contains mpira wa miguu, mpira wa soka, and mchezaji wa soka. There might also be mkabaji kamili, fullback, mbio nyuma, and mbele.

1. wewe can name zaidi types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean wewe would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a sekunde thought.

4. Everyone wewe know listens to country muziki like a sekunde religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people maoni on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", wewe know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...
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posted by sarabeara
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best Marafiki and how we're always there for each other no matter what.

Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]


To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the inayofuata morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
1. Ruin there inayopendelewa dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with supu and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)


All made up kwa me. ^ ^
1997 a girl named Lauren was walking in a forest and suddenly
disappeared; she hadn't been discovered untill 2000 when a young girl
named Mary found Lauren's body which had chest markings that said, "I
wasn't pretty enough." Lauren's ghost will appear in your mirror,
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The sekunde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again".
found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, au Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that wewe can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person inayofuata to wewe evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.
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Every clip from episodes of Arthur where D.W. has screamed when she's been freaked out au scared.xD
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posted by bvbmary15
1. “I upendo your physique. wewe must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and wewe will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure wewe don’t use this on every sekunde guy.2. “Have we met before au do wewe have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are wewe going to ask me out, au do wewe like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when wewe are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. wewe always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are wewe an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
posted by XxEmolovexX
This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just jelly because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just jelly because you're the hero.

6. Call them a nyanya bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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posted by Renesmee_XD
With so many cell phones in the world, it’s no wonder that every so often wewe receive a strange text message from someone wewe don’t know. Chances are it’s a wrong number. Simple as that. But what if it isn’t? What if the message is really a clue to some top-secret puzzle, au sent from a spy trying to warn wewe of an assassination attempt?

These are the thoughts that run through our minds whenever we receive the message “where r u?” from a phone number we do not recognize. How do wewe handle these coded messages/wrong numbers? Here are a few options.


1. Text back – It’s tempting....
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