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This bila mpangilio picha contains mpira wa miguu, mpira wa soka, and mchezaji wa soka. There might also be mkabaji kamili, fullback, mbio nyuma, and mbele.

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Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. wewe can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say wewe should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching televisheni kwa candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find televisheni very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a casserole, vyungu vya

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole bata

•    All foam, no beer...
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1. Do wewe sleep in your bra ; no
2. Does your dad know wewe like boys yet ; yes
3. Do wewe enjoy drama ; no!
4. Are wewe a girly girl ; not much
... 5. Small au large purses ; ehhh I don’t carry much stuff so small
6. Are wewe short ; I guess im 5’ 2’’
7. Do wewe like somebody ; yes
8. Do wewe care if your socks are dirty ; of course
... 9. Do wewe like Halloween ; OF COURSE♥
10. Are wewe double jointed ; a little
11. Where is the weirdest place you've slept ; in the car
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours ; no
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about wewe ;not...
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There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over kwa the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...
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