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User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I hat u.

Cleverbot: wewe what upendo me ah.

User: I what upendo wewe ah.

Cleverbot: upendo is a state of being. upendo is freedom. upendo is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing wewe won't hit the ground. That is love.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: DOES THE BRAVE LITTLE kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!

Cleverbot: Yes is does.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.

User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told wewe that OVER 9000 TIMES!

Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.

User: Cats.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Blabber...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥

♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥

♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥

♥If you're asking if I upendo you♥
♥The answer is I do♥


READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
34 bila mpangilio facts about me..:)

1. My name is Emily.

2. I will always stick up for what I beleive in.

3. I really want a pet that's not a fish.

4. Cheryl Cole is my idol and inspiration.

5. muziki is my life.

6. I upendo to sing and songwrite.

7. I can do interesting things with my lips (yeah, my lips...)

8. I upendo to dance, act and sing.

9. I play guitar.

10. A lot of people pick on me at school, but I also have the most amazing friends, and they mean the world to me.

11. I upendo to write poems.

12. I want to be an actor, singer au dancer when I'm older.

13. mitaani, mtaa dancing is the most amazing feeling.

14. I'm...
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posted by Cantwait4book5
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn wewe alisema the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because Wanyonya damu are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your vitabu are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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posted by Insane4ever
This is a orodha of bila mpangilio 10 things that just make me seem like an idiot...b4 u start kusoma them....sry for all the typing mistakes il make.....if i make them.....ok just read....

1.i walk into walls often
2.i crash my bike into buildings all the time
3.i try to get high kwa eating peanuts
4.i sometimes walk into the same ukuta right after i walk into it the 1st time!!!
5.i poke my own eye
6.i say "peanut is a mooooo" wery often
7.i trip on flat surfaces
8.i walk into trees 2
8b.ok i walk into anything solid
9.i trip 60% of the time im getting out of the bus life dream is to eat a giant pizza.....n then throw it up on someone i hate

thank wewe for your time il be sure 2 make zaidi lists of my fatal retard-ness au how ever....i hope u had a good bye n karanga is a mooooo!!!
yes this was an acual ripoti i had 2 do 4 class

    Have wewe ever heard of Euthanasia? Well It’s commonly known as assisted suicide, which either way alisema is illegal. But I believe that we should legalize it for medical reasons. Legalizing euthanasia would help ease suffering of terminally ill patients. It would be inhuman and unfair to make them endure the unbearable pain.
    In case of individuals misery from terminal diseases au in conditions where effective treatment wouldn’t affect their quality of life; they should be aliyopewa the choice weather...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long zamani me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and alisema "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years au so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character au the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend wewe their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat au drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why wewe have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents kwa Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, kwa Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail wewe out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting inayofuata to wewe sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen wewe cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else wewe cried...just laugh about it with wewe in private when your not down anymore.

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1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED wewe NOW-Lady Antebellum
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY wewe LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
18-JUST THE WAY wewe ARE-Bruno...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a orodha of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)

1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If wewe enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. wewe must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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posted by EllentheStrange
Warning: This makala contains disgusting facts that just as the title states, wewe may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time wewe lean in for a kiss, wewe might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and wewe may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More bila mpangilio Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If wewe attempt to light your gas on moto it...
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posted by beeibe
I found this beautiful makala and I had to share :)

One siku a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of inaonyesha his son how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did wewe see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," alisema the son.
"So, tell me, what did wewe learn from the trip?" asked the father.!
The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had...
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posted by darkkhorn19
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon kusoma the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and alisema "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet wewe he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do wewe know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
posted by SpecialAmp
1.Jump off mount Everest 2.Crash a car into McDonald's 3.kill britney spears ur own arm 5.burn sombody with gasoline THX FOR READING!!! well i'm new to fanpop so can u request me???? plz :) :) :) :) Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
posted by HaleyDewit
I hate it when people have bad critics on my stories when they suck at writing,because I don't

I hate it when people tell me what to do.The only people I ever listen to are my parents and the one who pays me every month

I hate it when people tell me I'm wrong,when I'm convinced that I'm right

I hate it to be left in the dark

I hate it to be ignored au forgotten

I hate it to be compared with other people.I am who I am and wewe should accept me that way

I hate it that people who hurt me just get away with it while I'm left with all the pain

I hate it that grown ups consider teenager's problems as unimportant and highly overrated

I hate it that I'm so jealous sometimes

But I'm not a hatred person, sort of.
posted by salmiddle
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do wewe think I'm pretty?
(Girl)Do wewe want to be with me forever
(Girl)Wouls wewe cry if I walked away?
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do wewe think I'm pretty?
(Girl)Do wewe want to be with me forever
(Girl)Wouls wewe cry if I walked away?

(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with wewe forever, I NEED to be with wewe forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if wewe walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)-...
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This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog shabiki character. Do wewe think it's good?

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 mwaka old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on au off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to onyesha the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of wewe just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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posted by Abilei
♥♥ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he alisema no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he alisema no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears streaming down her face he caught her arm and said...You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with wewe forever, I NEED to be with wewe forever. And I wouldn't cry if wewe walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true upendo will realize they like you. Something good will happen to wewe at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM au email, outside of school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If wewe break this chain letter wewe will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the inayofuata ten years.