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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended kwa this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If wewe have a reason for a onyesha I put maoni and I might add it(ill give credit about it to wewe because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long kusoma right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen au any interesting...
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50 Things To Do In An Elavator:
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at wewe say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO aliiba MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! wewe want me to kill him/her" and point at someone...
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posted by jessicamc26
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her mfuko wa fedha, mfuko and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do wewe have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known wewe were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing wewe have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at wewe and puked. :p

What turns wewe on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

Peanut siagi and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to kiss you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck wewe :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?...
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