Men Need To Understand These Things About Women.
i found it like 2minutes zamani "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say wewe understand when wewe don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. wewe don't have PMS, so don't act like wewe know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me wewe never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get wewe off the hook; doing something sweet will always get wewe off the hook.
6. We don't like it when wewe act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If wewe did something wrong au even if wewe didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; chajio, chakula cha jioni and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious kwa nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, au anything else wewe and your Marafiki talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be aliyopewa at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; wewe may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool wewe think your goatee au beard au mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if wewe think it is cool to burp, fart, au emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: wewe have a better shot at us than wewe ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. wewe can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't wewe aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way au another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...
i found it like 2minutes zamani "HOPE U'LL LIKE IT":
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE).
2. Don't say wewe understand when wewe don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. We like to start fights.
4. wewe don't have PMS, so don't act like wewe know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me wewe never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get wewe off the hook; doing something sweet will always get wewe off the hook.
6. We don't like it when wewe act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If wewe did something wrong au even if wewe didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; chajio, chakula cha jioni and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious kwa nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, au anything else wewe and your Marafiki talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be aliyopewa at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; wewe may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool wewe think your goatee au beard au mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if wewe think it is cool to burp, fart, au emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: wewe have a better shot at us than wewe ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. wewe can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't wewe aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way au another so don't forget that!
26. Understand how to keep women happy with you...