How many times do wewe get passed kwa and ignored in the halls at school? Wouldn't your morning be so much brighter if people actually acknowledged your existence? Of course it would. But since people are fickle, wewe must force them. Here's how to provoke a friendly greeting, au at least make someone else feel happier as s/he comes glowering into the building.
Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened kwa following my orodha of wonderful alternative ways to say "Hello."
1. The "Hey"
This is kwa far the easiest and most commonly-used form of "Hello." When wewe are ready, wewe may even want to try the extended version of this simple greeting (see #2).
How It's Done
Approach your target with grace, bumping into bila mpangilio passersby on your way. As wewe get closer to your target, let a smile crawl up your face as wewe lift your chin up a bit and say "hey." Don't forget to look at your target, and listen for a response. Do not slow down a whole lot. It is perfectly acceptable to be behind the target when he responds.
2. The "Heyy"
WARNING! Do not use with complete strangers. The people wewe "Heyy" should be close friends, au people with whom wewe feel comfortable.
How It's Done
This version of the most common "hey" (see above) is alisema in two syllables, and usually done with the arms spread out to the sides, palms facing upward while the head and shoulders do a miniature body roll to the left, then right. If done right, your target will repeat the greeting, resulting in laughter. This shared experience allows wewe to connect with someone and start your siku like a normal human being should.
3. The "Cheery Hello"
The "Cheery Hello" is a great thing to use on days where you're bouncing down the halls with sunshine radiating from all around. Needless to say, this "Hello" shows everyone that wewe are having a good day. Your happiness may even rub off on some of your friends. WARNING! Do not use after a tragic event, breakup, au any kind of sad incident. If wewe see people crying, back off.
How It's Done
As wewe come bounding into school, select a target who looks approachable (that means no crossed arms, scowling, eyebrows pulled together, au chainsaws, sorry). As wewe advance on your target, keep that smile propped up and use a sing-song voice to say "Hello" (go up first, then down a couple of notes). Your target may look surprised, but pleased. For the full effect, keep looking at your target for a few zaidi precious sekunde before bouncing away again. Do not stare for too long; make the look last only a few seconds. No need to creep the person out, au make her think that you're plotting some sort of evil scheme.
4. The "Sup Nod"
wewe mostly see the male population of the school using this rather awesome greeting, but girls, we can have fun, too.
How It's Done
Pick a target, usually someone standing kwa her locker, au talking in a group. Slowly walk up to her, bouncing a little with each step. Stop. Wait for a few seconds. Tilt your head to the side, jerk your chin in an upwards motion, and bring it back down. Your head may go back a little bit. For the full effect, say the word "sup" while your chin is at its highest. Professional 'sup-ers may even look good while doing the "'Sup Nod" with a slight change: Instead of saying "sup" while raising your chin, pretend to be doing the nod without the sup, and speak while your neck, head and chin are coming back to their normal positions.
5. The "RunOnHelloThatIncludesEverythingYouEverWannaSay"
This greeting is reserved for days when wewe come bursting into school with life-changing news about your dog/college/bf/gf/whatever, and absolutely cannot wait to share it with the world. WARNING: Do not interrupt important-looking conversations no matter how amazing your news.
How It's Done
As wewe come bursting into the school, use your wide-open eyes to find your group of targets. Approach them biting your tongue, because before wewe can explode all over your victims, wewe absolutely have to make sure wewe are not interrupting anything important. If it looks like wewe might be, turn and restlessly look around for a lone target that wewe could enlighten with what wewe have to say, and walk toward that person. If no such person exists, simply wait until the current discussion is coming to an end, and WHAM!!!, wewe can spill your guts.
Which greetings make wewe smile?
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Who knows? Your target might even pass along the gesture to someone else, who will pass it along to someone else, and that someone else will then... (you get the point; joy is contagious). Just think how many days could be brightened kwa following my orodha of wonderful alternative ways to say "Hello."
1. The "Hey"
This is kwa far the easiest and most commonly-used form of "Hello." When wewe are ready, wewe may even want to try the extended version of this simple greeting (see #2).
How It's Done
Approach your target with grace, bumping into bila mpangilio passersby on your way. As wewe get closer to your target, let a smile crawl up your face as wewe lift your chin up a bit and say "hey." Don't forget to look at your target, and listen for a response. Do not slow down a whole lot. It is perfectly acceptable to be behind the target when he responds.
2. The "Heyy"
WARNING! Do not use with complete strangers. The people wewe "Heyy" should be close friends, au people with whom wewe feel comfortable.
How It's Done
This version of the most common "hey" (see above) is alisema in two syllables, and usually done with the arms spread out to the sides, palms facing upward while the head and shoulders do a miniature body roll to the left, then right. If done right, your target will repeat the greeting, resulting in laughter. This shared experience allows wewe to connect with someone and start your siku like a normal human being should.
3. The "Cheery Hello"
The "Cheery Hello" is a great thing to use on days where you're bouncing down the halls with sunshine radiating from all around. Needless to say, this "Hello" shows everyone that wewe are having a good day. Your happiness may even rub off on some of your friends. WARNING! Do not use after a tragic event, breakup, au any kind of sad incident. If wewe see people crying, back off.
How It's Done
As wewe come bounding into school, select a target who looks approachable (that means no crossed arms, scowling, eyebrows pulled together, au chainsaws, sorry). As wewe advance on your target, keep that smile propped up and use a sing-song voice to say "Hello" (go up first, then down a couple of notes). Your target may look surprised, but pleased. For the full effect, keep looking at your target for a few zaidi precious sekunde before bouncing away again. Do not stare for too long; make the look last only a few seconds. No need to creep the person out, au make her think that you're plotting some sort of evil scheme.
4. The "Sup Nod"
wewe mostly see the male population of the school using this rather awesome greeting, but girls, we can have fun, too.
How It's Done
Pick a target, usually someone standing kwa her locker, au talking in a group. Slowly walk up to her, bouncing a little with each step. Stop. Wait for a few seconds. Tilt your head to the side, jerk your chin in an upwards motion, and bring it back down. Your head may go back a little bit. For the full effect, say the word "sup" while your chin is at its highest. Professional 'sup-ers may even look good while doing the "'Sup Nod" with a slight change: Instead of saying "sup" while raising your chin, pretend to be doing the nod without the sup, and speak while your neck, head and chin are coming back to their normal positions.
5. The "RunOnHelloThatIncludesEverythingYouEverWannaSay"
This greeting is reserved for days when wewe come bursting into school with life-changing news about your dog/college/bf/gf/whatever, and absolutely cannot wait to share it with the world. WARNING: Do not interrupt important-looking conversations no matter how amazing your news.
How It's Done
As wewe come bursting into the school, use your wide-open eyes to find your group of targets. Approach them biting your tongue, because before wewe can explode all over your victims, wewe absolutely have to make sure wewe are not interrupting anything important. If it looks like wewe might be, turn and restlessly look around for a lone target that wewe could enlighten with what wewe have to say, and walk toward that person. If no such person exists, simply wait until the current discussion is coming to an end, and WHAM!!!, wewe can spill your guts.
Which greetings make wewe smile?
link
This has probably happened to a lot of wewe because of taking notes in class.
Have wewe ever got a little blister au callus because of uandishi too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure au rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitar, gitaa au even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So wewe have some calluses and wewe want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
wewe can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon, limau for 10 dakika and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams au mlozi oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and wewe will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have wewe ever got a little blister au callus because of uandishi too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure au rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitar, gitaa au even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So wewe have some calluses and wewe want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
wewe can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon, limau for 10 dakika and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams au mlozi oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and wewe will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If wewe Want to work for people ....Make your moyo the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If wewe want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As wewe are the creator of your life, similarly wewe are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for wewe
*always forget what wewe did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If wewe Want to work for people ....Make your moyo the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If wewe want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As wewe are the creator of your life, similarly wewe are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for wewe
*always forget what wewe did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
I've recently heard that some people are offended kwa the T- shati slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.
But the thing is, I feel that the shati isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five mwaka old boy wearing a shati that alisema "Girls Have Cooties" au "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female au male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have wewe ever seen a T.V. onyesha where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
But the thing is, I feel that the shati isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five mwaka old boy wearing a shati that alisema "Girls Have Cooties" au "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.
I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female au male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.
But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have wewe ever seen a T.V. onyesha where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.