Before Marriage
Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do wewe want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do wewe upendo me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have wewe ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are wewe even asking?
Girl - will wewe kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will wewe hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are wewe crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling
After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top
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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is sekunde cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence
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10 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1: Push the buttons in the shapes of different wanyama
2: Freak out the other passengers kwa staring at them and every once and a while saying, "Hey, you..." then looking away when he turns around.
3: Tell the passengers that wewe are a reporter in disguise and ask meaningless questions.
4: Act like the "Button Pusher Person" when someone walks in, then push the wrong number on purpose.
5: Make weird noises and see what the others do.
6: If someone asks wewe your name, get all defensive like its a secret.
7: Make beeping noises when someone presses a button.
8: Look like your uncomfortable and spaz out when someone asks what's wrong.
9: Sing bila mpangilio songs when the doors close, then stay quiet when they open.
10: Suck your cheeks in, widen your eyes, and act like a mime when people walk in.
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[1] I need to tell wewe a secret. Look at 5
[2] The answer is... look at 11
[3] Don't get mad. Look at 15
[4] Calm down don't get mad...look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry. Look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi!
[8] What I wanted to tell wewe is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient. Look at 4
[10] This is the last time. Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry, look at 8
[13] Don't get mad. Look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this... Look at 3
[15] wewe must be reeeeaaaaaally mad. Look at 4.
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FЯED Rockz! XD
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FЯE.....
FЯED.....
FЯE.....
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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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Stay tuned for II!!
Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do wewe want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do wewe upendo me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have wewe ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are wewe even asking?
Girl - will wewe kiss me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will wewe hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are wewe crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling
After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top
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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is sekunde cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence
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10 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
1: Push the buttons in the shapes of different wanyama
2: Freak out the other passengers kwa staring at them and every once and a while saying, "Hey, you..." then looking away when he turns around.
3: Tell the passengers that wewe are a reporter in disguise and ask meaningless questions.
4: Act like the "Button Pusher Person" when someone walks in, then push the wrong number on purpose.
5: Make weird noises and see what the others do.
6: If someone asks wewe your name, get all defensive like its a secret.
7: Make beeping noises when someone presses a button.
8: Look like your uncomfortable and spaz out when someone asks what's wrong.
9: Sing bila mpangilio songs when the doors close, then stay quiet when they open.
10: Suck your cheeks in, widen your eyes, and act like a mime when people walk in.
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[1] I need to tell wewe a secret. Look at 5
[2] The answer is... look at 11
[3] Don't get mad. Look at 15
[4] Calm down don't get mad...look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry. Look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi!
[8] What I wanted to tell wewe is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient. Look at 4
[10] This is the last time. Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry, look at 8
[13] Don't get mad. Look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this... Look at 3
[15] wewe must be reeeeaaaaaally mad. Look at 4.
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber hater!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber lover!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Pokemon lover !!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--= Offical Pokemon HG/SS Gamer =--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)
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FЯED Rockz! XD
F.....
FЯ.....
FЯE.....
FЯED.....
FЯE.....
FЯ.....
F.....
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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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Stay tuned for II!!
So I am uandishi what I see people generally do when wewe stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of wewe do this. This also applies to siblings.
1. Play your muziki even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them kwa kusoma manga, texting, au stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
1. Play your muziki even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them kwa kusoma manga, texting, au stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
Go sledding.
#Have a snowball fight.
#Give a present.
#Receive a present.
#Watch A krisimasi Story.
#Kiss someone under the mistletoe (and use this as an excuse to do it).
#Build a snowman.
#Roll in the snow before jumping in the hot tub.
#Build a bonfire.
#Read a classic novel.
#Take five naps in one day.
#Eat a bigger breakfast than dinner.
#Build a fort with blankets and kitanda pillows.
#Go caroling.
#Learn about a holiday wewe haven’t celebrated.
#Build a jump out of snow and go off it in a sled.
#Complete a jigsaw puzzle.
#Spend zaidi time sleeping in one siku than awake.
#Volunteer.
#Call someone wewe haven’t talked to in a while.
#Roast marshmallows in your fireplace.
#Wear a bad holiday sweater.
#Host a party.
#Join the countdown to the New Year.
#Make chajio, chakula cha jioni for someone wewe care about — whether wewe can cook au not.
#Have a snowball fight.
#Give a present.
#Receive a present.
#Watch A krisimasi Story.
#Kiss someone under the mistletoe (and use this as an excuse to do it).
#Build a snowman.
#Roll in the snow before jumping in the hot tub.
#Build a bonfire.
#Read a classic novel.
#Take five naps in one day.
#Eat a bigger breakfast than dinner.
#Build a fort with blankets and kitanda pillows.
#Go caroling.
#Learn about a holiday wewe haven’t celebrated.
#Build a jump out of snow and go off it in a sled.
#Complete a jigsaw puzzle.
#Spend zaidi time sleeping in one siku than awake.
#Volunteer.
#Call someone wewe haven’t talked to in a while.
#Roast marshmallows in your fireplace.
#Wear a bad holiday sweater.
#Host a party.
#Join the countdown to the New Year.
#Make chajio, chakula cha jioni for someone wewe care about — whether wewe can cook au not.