cabin, kibanda for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James
I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am imba my inayopendelewa song, 21 guns kwa Green siku whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down screaming, “He love’s me!” but she sits there calmly and grins whenever Tori walks up to her and grabs the phone out of her hands. “Jeez Louise!” She says and throws the phone at Beth. I look up from the grill and over to Beth. She’s standing up now and looking in her phones mirror, her back is facing me, and she’s close enough that I can see the phone and her face, smudged up against the phone. “Beth, what’s going on?” Minnie looks up from her tablet. “I just got a text.” Minnie opens her eyes wide, like it’s the end of the world. “And I care…why?” She looks back down at the tablet and opens the 64 pack of crayons, and points her hand straight for the silky green. “Because, I NOW have someone to cuddle with while wewe guys are off doing your stuff.” Beth sniffs. Minnie looks over to where Sam is frying fries. “Well, good for you…I guess.” I look up at her and roll my eyes. “Aww, man!” I groan. “Did wewe say he was coming over today?” She nodded, her shoulder length hair, bouncing up and down. “You mean I have to put ANOTHER burger on!” She grinned at me and I said, “Well I bet wewe just love watching me suffffffffffffffffffffer!” I screamed. She looked at me like I was messed up then turned away. I gritted my teeth and put another one on the grill. I flipped it up and down and gave Beth’s ‘special love’. I mean, man if she tastes spit in it, I have NO clue what happened!
Not long after I flipped the mystery boy’s burger I saw a car pull into the driveway. I looked over to where Tyler was sitting, his eyes puffy, and said, “Psst, Tyler!!” He looked up and then heard the rumbling of the stones underneath the wheels. “Oh…” He didn’t size it up very big, because he looked back down at his hands. I sighed and then grabbed the spatula and smacked it against my apron that alisema ‘Kiss the Cook!’. Tori looked up from tossing the salad, Chelsea walked out with a pan of Mac and Cheese. “Where’s Beth?” I asked. “I think she went inside to pee.” I gagged and looked over at the speaker (Tori). “Well thank you, miss little Tori for giving me nightmares.” She giggled and said, “No problem, if wewe want more. I have TONS of other things to think about!” Just then, Beth walked down with her oversized Nike sweatshirt on, and with her iPod Nano. “Bethy!” I alisema and took two cheeseburgers off the grill. “Your BOYTOY is here!” I said. She looked over at the car, who had just parked. She squealed like a guinea pig and jumped two steps down to where the brick path was laid. The guy got out of the car. He had pitch black hair, and gray eyes. He was wearing a ‘Hey Monday’ shati that alisema “LIVE IN CONCERT!” He was also wearing plaid shorts that were blue and white.
“David!” Beth said. She walked up to him and awkwardly hugged him. He hugged her back, equally awkward and then backed up. “Um. Hi, Beth.” He alisema and looked around. He looked embarrassed, especially when I turned to see Naomi gawking at them. “Well, David.” She pointed to me and to Chelsea. “That’s Chelsea and James, they’re a couple.” Then she looked over to Tori and pointed at her, and then found, Laken. “Tori and Laken.” “Ella and Zack.” She found Minnie, who was still drawing, then found Sam who was tracing a dragon on his paper. “Minnie, who’s drawing and Sam, who’s tracing.” “Tyler.” She pauses and leans in to whisper something to him. He nods and waves to Tyler. “And, his girlfriend, Naomi.”
An saa after David got here, I looked over my shoulder, to see Tori and Laken practically ripping each others’ shirts off. I gagged and said, “Tori, Laken! We have a guest!!” I said. Tori looked up, without taking her lips off of Laken. She groaned and rolled her eyes, then closed them. I sighed then put the last burger on the plate. Whenever I dished them out, I put cheese on mine then added ketchup. I got the Mac and Cheese then sat down. That’s whenever I heard this…
“EW! This tastes like SPIT!” Beth screamed. I giggled and looked down at my hands.
I upendo wewe brain for these WONDERFUL ideas!!:}
{Thought wewe would enjoy another chapter. Sorry about it being late, and James, being fruity!:] He really is fruity in real life!! I hope wewe enjoyed.}
Want chapters faster? Give me ideas! Also, maoni get me motivated! SO LET’S GO!!
Also, when this is finished, I have another story called “Waiting for the End”. I have it typed on my iPod, but I CAN post it now if wewe want?
^Comment if u are interested in that!!
--MoOlAh
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James
I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
Anyways, I am imba my inayopendelewa song, 21 guns kwa Green siku whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down screaming, “He love’s me!” but she sits there calmly and grins whenever Tori walks up to her and grabs the phone out of her hands. “Jeez Louise!” She says and throws the phone at Beth. I look up from the grill and over to Beth. She’s standing up now and looking in her phones mirror, her back is facing me, and she’s close enough that I can see the phone and her face, smudged up against the phone. “Beth, what’s going on?” Minnie looks up from her tablet. “I just got a text.” Minnie opens her eyes wide, like it’s the end of the world. “And I care…why?” She looks back down at the tablet and opens the 64 pack of crayons, and points her hand straight for the silky green. “Because, I NOW have someone to cuddle with while wewe guys are off doing your stuff.” Beth sniffs. Minnie looks over to where Sam is frying fries. “Well, good for you…I guess.” I look up at her and roll my eyes. “Aww, man!” I groan. “Did wewe say he was coming over today?” She nodded, her shoulder length hair, bouncing up and down. “You mean I have to put ANOTHER burger on!” She grinned at me and I said, “Well I bet wewe just love watching me suffffffffffffffffffffer!” I screamed. She looked at me like I was messed up then turned away. I gritted my teeth and put another one on the grill. I flipped it up and down and gave Beth’s ‘special love’. I mean, man if she tastes spit in it, I have NO clue what happened!
Not long after I flipped the mystery boy’s burger I saw a car pull into the driveway. I looked over to where Tyler was sitting, his eyes puffy, and said, “Psst, Tyler!!” He looked up and then heard the rumbling of the stones underneath the wheels. “Oh…” He didn’t size it up very big, because he looked back down at his hands. I sighed and then grabbed the spatula and smacked it against my apron that alisema ‘Kiss the Cook!’. Tori looked up from tossing the salad, Chelsea walked out with a pan of Mac and Cheese. “Where’s Beth?” I asked. “I think she went inside to pee.” I gagged and looked over at the speaker (Tori). “Well thank you, miss little Tori for giving me nightmares.” She giggled and said, “No problem, if wewe want more. I have TONS of other things to think about!” Just then, Beth walked down with her oversized Nike sweatshirt on, and with her iPod Nano. “Bethy!” I alisema and took two cheeseburgers off the grill. “Your BOYTOY is here!” I said. She looked over at the car, who had just parked. She squealed like a guinea pig and jumped two steps down to where the brick path was laid. The guy got out of the car. He had pitch black hair, and gray eyes. He was wearing a ‘Hey Monday’ shati that alisema “LIVE IN CONCERT!” He was also wearing plaid shorts that were blue and white.
“David!” Beth said. She walked up to him and awkwardly hugged him. He hugged her back, equally awkward and then backed up. “Um. Hi, Beth.” He alisema and looked around. He looked embarrassed, especially when I turned to see Naomi gawking at them. “Well, David.” She pointed to me and to Chelsea. “That’s Chelsea and James, they’re a couple.” Then she looked over to Tori and pointed at her, and then found, Laken. “Tori and Laken.” “Ella and Zack.” She found Minnie, who was still drawing, then found Sam who was tracing a dragon on his paper. “Minnie, who’s drawing and Sam, who’s tracing.” “Tyler.” She pauses and leans in to whisper something to him. He nods and waves to Tyler. “And, his girlfriend, Naomi.”
An saa after David got here, I looked over my shoulder, to see Tori and Laken practically ripping each others’ shirts off. I gagged and said, “Tori, Laken! We have a guest!!” I said. Tori looked up, without taking her lips off of Laken. She groaned and rolled her eyes, then closed them. I sighed then put the last burger on the plate. Whenever I dished them out, I put cheese on mine then added ketchup. I got the Mac and Cheese then sat down. That’s whenever I heard this…
“EW! This tastes like SPIT!” Beth screamed. I giggled and looked down at my hands.
I upendo wewe brain for these WONDERFUL ideas!!:}
{Thought wewe would enjoy another chapter. Sorry about it being late, and James, being fruity!:] He really is fruity in real life!! I hope wewe enjoyed.}
Want chapters faster? Give me ideas! Also, maoni get me motivated! SO LET’S GO!!
Also, when this is finished, I have another story called “Waiting for the End”. I have it typed on my iPod, but I CAN post it now if wewe want?
^Comment if u are interested in that!!
--MoOlAh
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving upendo in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in wewe and the things wewe doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted salmon, salmoni (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed mchele in a mchele bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the mchele won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed mchele on your hand and put your inayopendelewa filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled salmon, salmoni on the rice. Push the filling into the mchele lightly. Hold the mchele between your palms. Form the mchele into a round, a triangle, au a cylinder kwa pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the mchele ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. wrap, upangaji pamoja the mchele ball with a strip of nori au sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
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Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: wewe got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I upendo it!
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Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: wewe got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I upendo it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if wewe call right now we will also send wewe a what ever wewe call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 zaidi dollers shiping and handleing! wewe GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever wewe call it! CALL NOW!!!
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OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL siku BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST nyota IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all wewe have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES wewe THE MOST wewe HAVE THE MOST shabiki GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST nyota ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST nyota ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some sinema i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some muziki i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some vitabu i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some sinema i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some anime movies,titanic
Here is some muziki i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some vitabu i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to orodha all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound wewe get when wewe scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, wewe know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when wewe just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. samaki fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound wewe get when wewe scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, wewe know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when wewe just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. samaki fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.