- I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.
- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
- Have wewe ever had a fly au small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 'Are wewe as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when wewe read it backwards...
- Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- I really like ceilings...I guess wewe could call me a Ceiling fan.
- Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
- That awkward moment when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
- That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
- That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are wewe telling me stuff I know? wewe know?
- When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of tafuta results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
- Have wewe ever had a fly au small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 'Are wewe as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when wewe read it backwards...
- Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- I really like ceilings...I guess wewe could call me a Ceiling fan.
- Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
- That awkward moment when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
- That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
- That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are wewe telling me stuff I know? wewe know?
- When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of tafuta results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT kwa SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as wewe read... Be sure wewe don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that wewe would like to have chokoleti (try for zaidi than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number kwa 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it kwa 50. I’ll wait while wewe get the calculator ...
5. If wewe have already had your birthday this mwaka (2013) add 1763 *; If wewe haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit mwaka that wewe were born ...
wewe should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times wewe want to have chokoleti each week) ...
The inayofuata two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If wewe don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that wewe would like to have chokoleti (try for zaidi than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number kwa 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it kwa 50. I’ll wait while wewe get the calculator ...
5. If wewe have already had your birthday this mwaka (2013) add 1763 *; If wewe haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit mwaka that wewe were born ...
wewe should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times wewe want to have chokoleti each week) ...
The inayofuata two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If wewe don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
If wewe think wewe kusoma all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real shabiki Twilight fan, wait until wewe read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega shabiki of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years zamani when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been upendo with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega shabiki of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years zamani when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been upendo with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos