yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of wewe don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.
chapter 1: Cadence
Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy alisema she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if no one was there. As they were looking around confused Derpy popped up from behind a counter. “hi!” she chirped excitedly. “hey Derpy.” cadence greeted her. “what do wewe have planned for us?” Derpy flew over to them in her usual clumsy manor. “we gonna make muffins.” she alisema happily as she landed in front of them. “muffins?” Cadence said. Derpy nodded. “just try these two first, wewe know, samples.” Derpy said, handing them both a muffin. Cadence took a bite out of her muffin. “it's good.” she said. “really good, now what?” Shining armor asked. “well now wewe take a nap silly fillies!” Derpy alisema as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Cadence and Shining armor had confused expressions on their faces but before they could say anything they were out cold.
When Cadence awoke she found that she was on a metal board and was held down kwa metal rings. They were on all her limbs and her head. She glanced at Shining armor to see he had awoken and was in the same condition. “what's going on?” she asked. He shook his head, just as confused as her. “great you're awake!” Derpy said, coming out of the shadows. “what's going on?” Cadence dared to ask. “well, ya see. I wanted to make my special muffins but I ran out of my extra special ingredient.” Derpy replied. “what ingredient, what are wewe talking about?!” Shining armor yelled. “you two, silly fillies.” Derpy replied in her normal derpy manor. “nice joke derpy!” Cadence said. “what joke?” Derpy asked. “i haven't made any jokes today.” “let us go! If wewe don't then the princess will-” he was cut off kwa Derpy. “the princess will do nothing, she won't know a thing, how long do ya think I've been doing this?” she said, flicking the light on. Bloody body parts were everywhere. Intestines, hearts, livers, bladders, skulls and Bones of every kind. The head of Queen chrysalis was mounted, still bleeding. Discord's head was right inayofuata to it. Spike's head was on the ground in a pile of organs. “wh- what is this?” Cadence asked. “no time for explaining, we have to start!” Derpy screamed, holding a tray of knives, saws and axes. “hmmm.” Derpy thought for a few moments before picking a simple butcher kisu and a saw. “this is gonna be tricky, I've never really cut off a unicorn horn before.” she said. “oh well.” she shrugged and used the saw on Cadence's horn. She grunted in pain. “ya know, most ponies think unicorns can't fell their horns, that's not true at all.” she alisema casually as she sawed. After a few sekunde the horn was off. Derpy carefully placed it on the table. inayofuata she sawed off Shining armors horn. inayofuata she got the butcher kisu and started hacking at Cadence's wings. She tried to close them as she screamed in agony but it was no use. It turned out they were held down too. After the first one was off she hacked away gleefully at the other one. She ignored Cadence's screams as she ripped the wing off. She set the wings down inayofuata to the horns as she thought about what to do next. Then she picked up a saw. “sorry, but I think the hooves gotta come off.” she alisema as she started sawing off one of Cadence's hooves. Cadence screamed in pain as her hoof got peeled off, leaving bloody flesh. Derpy did the same to her other hooves and Shining armors hooves. inayofuata she took the butcher kisu and hacked off their ears. Derpy laughed at their screams of pain. Net she took a sharp, rusty kisu and cut their tongues out. They blacked out from the pain.
When they awoke again Derpy was pulling an adrenaline needle from Cadence's chest. Shining armor was already awake. They were crying from the intense pain. “aw, don't be sad, let me dry those tears.” Derpy said, grabbing the same rusty kisu that was used to cut out their tongues. inayofuata she gouged the kisu into Cadences eye, ripping in out of the socked. Then she ripped it out of her skull altogether. She did the same to her other eye and Shining armors eyes. inayofuata she gave them another shot. “this is to take away the pain so wewe can stay awake for the harvest. wewe won't see it but you'll feel it.” she explained. After a few dakika of waiting Derpy cut open their abdomen. She started taking out organs one kwa one. When she was one she cut off their heads and put them on the wall.
chapter 1: Cadence
Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy alisema she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge muffin, mkate ule ulikuwa mtamu on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if no one was there. As they were looking around confused Derpy popped up from behind a counter. “hi!” she chirped excitedly. “hey Derpy.” cadence greeted her. “what do wewe have planned for us?” Derpy flew over to them in her usual clumsy manor. “we gonna make muffins.” she alisema happily as she landed in front of them. “muffins?” Cadence said. Derpy nodded. “just try these two first, wewe know, samples.” Derpy said, handing them both a muffin. Cadence took a bite out of her muffin. “it's good.” she said. “really good, now what?” Shining armor asked. “well now wewe take a nap silly fillies!” Derpy alisema as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. Cadence and Shining armor had confused expressions on their faces but before they could say anything they were out cold.
When Cadence awoke she found that she was on a metal board and was held down kwa metal rings. They were on all her limbs and her head. She glanced at Shining armor to see he had awoken and was in the same condition. “what's going on?” she asked. He shook his head, just as confused as her. “great you're awake!” Derpy said, coming out of the shadows. “what's going on?” Cadence dared to ask. “well, ya see. I wanted to make my special muffins but I ran out of my extra special ingredient.” Derpy replied. “what ingredient, what are wewe talking about?!” Shining armor yelled. “you two, silly fillies.” Derpy replied in her normal derpy manor. “nice joke derpy!” Cadence said. “what joke?” Derpy asked. “i haven't made any jokes today.” “let us go! If wewe don't then the princess will-” he was cut off kwa Derpy. “the princess will do nothing, she won't know a thing, how long do ya think I've been doing this?” she said, flicking the light on. Bloody body parts were everywhere. Intestines, hearts, livers, bladders, skulls and Bones of every kind. The head of Queen chrysalis was mounted, still bleeding. Discord's head was right inayofuata to it. Spike's head was on the ground in a pile of organs. “wh- what is this?” Cadence asked. “no time for explaining, we have to start!” Derpy screamed, holding a tray of knives, saws and axes. “hmmm.” Derpy thought for a few moments before picking a simple butcher kisu and a saw. “this is gonna be tricky, I've never really cut off a unicorn horn before.” she said. “oh well.” she shrugged and used the saw on Cadence's horn. She grunted in pain. “ya know, most ponies think unicorns can't fell their horns, that's not true at all.” she alisema casually as she sawed. After a few sekunde the horn was off. Derpy carefully placed it on the table. inayofuata she sawed off Shining armors horn. inayofuata she got the butcher kisu and started hacking at Cadence's wings. She tried to close them as she screamed in agony but it was no use. It turned out they were held down too. After the first one was off she hacked away gleefully at the other one. She ignored Cadence's screams as she ripped the wing off. She set the wings down inayofuata to the horns as she thought about what to do next. Then she picked up a saw. “sorry, but I think the hooves gotta come off.” she alisema as she started sawing off one of Cadence's hooves. Cadence screamed in pain as her hoof got peeled off, leaving bloody flesh. Derpy did the same to her other hooves and Shining armors hooves. inayofuata she took the butcher kisu and hacked off their ears. Derpy laughed at their screams of pain. Net she took a sharp, rusty kisu and cut their tongues out. They blacked out from the pain.
When they awoke again Derpy was pulling an adrenaline needle from Cadence's chest. Shining armor was already awake. They were crying from the intense pain. “aw, don't be sad, let me dry those tears.” Derpy said, grabbing the same rusty kisu that was used to cut out their tongues. inayofuata she gouged the kisu into Cadences eye, ripping in out of the socked. Then she ripped it out of her skull altogether. She did the same to her other eye and Shining armors eyes. inayofuata she gave them another shot. “this is to take away the pain so wewe can stay awake for the harvest. wewe won't see it but you'll feel it.” she explained. After a few dakika of waiting Derpy cut open their abdomen. She started taking out organs one kwa one. When she was one she cut off their heads and put them on the wall.
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course wewe don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights zamani and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate uandishi skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? zaidi like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course wewe don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights zamani and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate uandishi skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? zaidi like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're shati looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them wewe upendo them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch au stumach
step 8.Say i upendo wewe again
step 9:walk around them in circles imba my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say wewe hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're shati looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them wewe upendo them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch au stumach
step 8.Say i upendo wewe again
step 9:walk around them in circles imba my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say wewe hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your dawati au forehead.
2 = If wewe have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's inayofuata juu Model every day.
8 = Ask them every siku to sit inayofuata to them at lunch, but at lunch say wewe were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If wewe have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's inayofuata juu Model every day.
8 = Ask them every siku to sit inayofuata to them at lunch, but at lunch say wewe were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.