(From Shovel Knight)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing zaidi than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!
I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 mwaka old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring wewe to your ultimate demise!
King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat wewe kwa a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?
I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your zaidi pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
wewe want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
Just get out of my face, wewe annoying pest
Propeller Knight: Don't tell me senior, that's really your best?
wewe may be a king, but wewe couldn't pass a first grade math test!
When they put me our game, my level used the most data!
You? I was surprised when wewe were announced for the beta!
Your rhymes are terrible, and your breath reeks
Your just a rip-off of Darth Vader, and have lousy sex techniques!
Your the easiest boss in the game, and your ubunifu is cliche!
Beating wewe bi**h, it's in my DNA!
King Knight: I'd rock you, sock you, and chew on wewe like gum
I'm not just like a boss, I am the boss, slamming that bass, besi drum
Making rhymes faster than a freaking machine
Owning wewe man, it's in all of my genes
I'll take out all your parts, put wewe in your place I won't take your s**t, destroy your base
In the retro genre, your a disgrace
And your rhymes stink worse than your ugly face!
I've heard better rhymes kwa Howard the bata high on drugs
I'll demolish you! And maybe have a sip
Of your blood.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
wewe DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!
BEGIN!
Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing zaidi than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!
I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 mwaka old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring wewe to your ultimate demise!
King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm a mighty king, standing tall and proud!
I'm f**king rich, famous, and beat wewe kwa a mile
Who are you, a french pedophile?
I got the muscle, swag, brains and brawn
Your zaidi pathetic than the Sonic character Antoine!
wewe want to soar through the skies? Be my guest!
Just get out of my face, wewe annoying pest
Propeller Knight: Don't tell me senior, that's really your best?
wewe may be a king, but wewe couldn't pass a first grade math test!
When they put me our game, my level used the most data!
You? I was surprised when wewe were announced for the beta!
Your rhymes are terrible, and your breath reeks
Your just a rip-off of Darth Vader, and have lousy sex techniques!
Your the easiest boss in the game, and your ubunifu is cliche!
Beating wewe bi**h, it's in my DNA!
King Knight: I'd rock you, sock you, and chew on wewe like gum
I'm not just like a boss, I am the boss, slamming that bass, besi drum
Making rhymes faster than a freaking machine
Owning wewe man, it's in all of my genes
I'll take out all your parts, put wewe in your place I won't take your s**t, destroy your base
In the retro genre, your a disgrace
And your rhymes stink worse than your ugly face!
I've heard better rhymes kwa Howard the bata high on drugs
I'll demolish you! And maybe have a sip
Of your blood.
WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!?
wewe DECIDE!