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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him au erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If wewe want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go mbele when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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kwa a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much zaidi successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
14)...
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take maoni asking maswali from the last episode and answer them in the inayofuata article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope wewe enjoy our third episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the sekunde was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank wewe to all the people who...
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I want everyone who is having a bad siku to feel better and everyone who is having a good siku to feel better. The cure is mtoto wa mbwa and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if wewe want a closer look at the awesomeness of mbwa ( au if wewe just want to make the picture larger)

That poor girl, but hujambo a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your siku is going better than hers.




wewe will never see the Pixar lamp the same way again.




The poor dog is in a cage, but hujambo at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.




That is just wrong, wewe do not steal another dogs...
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I find this funny. PEDOBEAR APPROVED.
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