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1. I upendo the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I upendo the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I upendo the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I upendo the way wewe look at me.

5. I upendo how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I upendo the way I can’t imagine a siku without wewe in my life.

7. I upendo the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I upendo the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I upendo the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I upendo how I know you’ll always be there when I need wewe to be.

11....
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TRUTH

Who do wewe have a crush on?

If wewe had to tarehe anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity wewe would want to make out with

Name five people wewe hate and why wewe hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have wewe ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If wewe did, what did wewe do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have wewe ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have wewe had your first kiss, if wewe have, were was it and who was it with?

Have wewe ever seen a parent naked?

Have wewe ever seen wanyama reproducing?

Have wewe stalked anyone,...
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I Found that on the internet

1. When wewe were young, were wewe involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement au against Vietnam? Why au why not?

2. What tells wewe when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your inayopendelewa car when wewe were young?

4. How often do wewe go over the speed limit?

5. Were wewe considered maarufu in middle school au high school? Why au why not?

6. Did wewe have big fights with your mom when wewe were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did wewe have big fights with your dad when wewe were...
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I got bored, so here wewe go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here kwa my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a bila mpangilio number and confuse the person who majibu kwa saying things like;
"Why did wewe call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up bila mpangilio statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a bila mpangilio makala like this.

4. At walmart au somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, au a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
kakakuona
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
badger
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
sansuri, barracuda
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black falcon, kozi (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black mbwa mwitu
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...
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DEMENTED POEMS

Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And onyesha me your tits

Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And wewe upendo it up the shitter

Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Roses are shit
Violets are crap
onyesha me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And kumeza it down

Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
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I never thought I would be doing a orodha like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this orodha with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please maoni but be polite. Also, always maoni because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If wewe consider it a sport to gather your chakula kwa drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all siku hoping that the chakula will swim by, wewe might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each mwaka because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, wewe might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, wewe might live in Michigan .

If wewe instinctively walk like a penguin, auk for five months out of the year, wewe might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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