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1. Go outside, and if wewe see someone, take the bila mpangilio person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic kissing scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger kiti, kiti cha of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why mbwa only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to imba in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...
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1- eye contact , if wewe notice him staring a lot at wewe ..like zaidi than 5 times in the same siku .(unless wewe got a stain on your shirt)
2- if wewe and him were in the same area , he would be with wewe in every where wewe walk to ( like a party au a tamasha ..etc)
3- he would sit inayofuata to wewe in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream au laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to wewe hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if wewe drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with wewe guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person inayofuata to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your maswali to the class.

6.Sit in...
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posted by simpleplan
1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, wewe answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, wewe answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, wewe answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, wewe say “is that so?”
5. If wewe so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher wewe did not turn in your homework because wewe were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...
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posted by smileypop9
1.When wewe walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a baridi that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up orodha is on my dawati for the part wewe would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up orodha on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...
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Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, au to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get wewe in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly kwa giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the inayofuata family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - wewe may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin cap, herufi kubwa and feed him grapes when...
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posted by Gretute2772
1.Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 wanyama that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time wewe sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
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posted by pure-angel
I Found that on the internet

1. When wewe were young, were wewe involved in any kind of political protests such as for the Civil Rights movement au against Vietnam? Why au why not?

2. What tells wewe when a child is responsible enough to trust a lot?

3. What was your first car? What was your inayopendelewa car when wewe were young?

4. How often do wewe go over the speed limit?

5. Were wewe considered maarufu in middle school au high school? Why au why not?

6. Did wewe have big fights with your mom when wewe were growing up? If so, what were they usually about?

7. Did wewe have big fights with your dad when wewe were...
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posted by black_magics
1.The 'poke' button on Facebook is awesome...
But I think there should be a 'stab' button...

2.was riding a horse yesterday and fell off. I almost got killed! THANK GOODNESS
the Walmart greeter saw what happened and came over and unplugged it.

3. anyone who says "nothing is impossible" has obviously never
tried to staple jello to a tree.

4.Text someone and tell them "Hey, I Lost my phone, can wewe call it?"
and see how many people call it

5. 3 bottles of bleach: $15.00. One rope, 3 rolls of duct tape,
and a shovel: $35.00. 3 boxes of trash bags: $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless!...
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I got bored, so here wewe go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here kwa my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...
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A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
kakakuona
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash
badger
Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
sansuri, barracuda
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black falcon, kozi (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black mbwa mwitu
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...
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1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes wewe make me so mad i wanna throw wewe in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style wewe wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...
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posted by iluvsmj
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at wewe trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but wewe my friend!! yes you!! wewe CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If wewe didn't have feet wewe wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do wewe wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for wewe %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If wewe have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your Marafiki come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary Marafiki that wewe ask their opinion of everything.

7. After wewe have your bath, wrap, upangaji pamoja a bath towel around wewe and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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 Razilee and Elijah 2019
Razilee and Elijah 2019
Elijah Jones's long awaited arrival for 2019 was a documentary that released side kwa side with his promoted album K-12 kwa Melanie Martinez on September 5, 2019. It's no surprise that Jones's release was "stereotypical". Elijah's hype for the 2019 mwaka started as early as January 2019 and finally died down in May 2019. But with July crossing, Jones's hyped increased and within August 2019 it severely increased. Not only did the film represent something different in response to his awali albums "Utilize" and "Forgive To Forget" the film had no relation to them and exposed something completely...
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