1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."
2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".
3.Put stray mbwa in kanzu, koti closets.
4.Un-tune the piano.
5.Replace the pianist's sheet muziki with "Stairway to Heaven".
6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.
7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person inayofuata to it: "Is this kiti, kiti cha SAVED?"
8.Toss around a giant beach, pwani ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.
9.Ten dakika before it starts, find...
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