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1. Totally Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.
2. Phone someone in the office wewe barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".
3. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
4. When someone hands wewe a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"
5. Leave your fly's open for one hour. If anyone points it out say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way, it lets the smell out".
6. In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out YAHTZEE".
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