What the HELL is kondoo and Wolves?

So Far, So Great"


Off to the races
I'm going places
Might be a long shot
Not gonna waste it
This is the big break
And it's calling my name
Yeah

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So far so great, believe it
Can't take away this feeling
Taking a ride with chance to my side
Yeah, I can't wait
So far, so great

Might need to wing it
Still gonna bring it
Not gonna sink low
I'm going swimming
swing for the fences
Sky's not the today
Yeah

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So...

User: No.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: I hat u.


Cleverbot: wewe what upendo me ah.


User: I what upendo wewe ah.


Cleverbot: upendo is a state of being. upendo is freedom. upendo is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing wewe won't hit the ground. That is love.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: DOES THE BRAVE LITTLE kibaniko, mashine ya kubanika mkate NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!

Cleverbot: Yes is does.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.

User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told wewe that OVER 9000 TIMES!

Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.

User: Cats.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Blabber...

Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As wewe can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did wewe ever walk in a room and forget why wewe walked in? I think that’s how mbwa spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...

I found this on the internet :)

101 Ways To Annoy People
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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Marafiki in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours kwa hooking a camcorder, kamkoda to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in...

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an barua pepe to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new inayopendelewa song, just so wewe know. omg ;i wrote zaidi in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, squirrel clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your kitanda rock!



Is your dad a thief au something? Because someone aliiba the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy wewe a drink – au would wewe just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....