Hot chokoleti has got to be one of the best things ever created. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

19,000 mashabiki on the bila mpangilio Club! WOOOOO! XO ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dinner. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ugh, I ate too much XT ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

karanga butter! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I had a really interesting conversation with my friend about my desktop wallpaper. :I
So perverted he is.~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

-_- okay, who freakin ilitumwa the miley pics??? Whoever did it: -_- not cool dude. Not. Cool. xD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Swa stickers ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I like trains. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Don't wewe hate it when wewe desperately want to sleep the siku away but wewe can't? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am sad. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cocaine. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo if wewe want to learn how to make loud pops and bangs come here! link *note these are not REAL bombs ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

And he prays. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It would be so confusing if everyone had the same ikoni ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Brother: "Are wewe watching chick flicks?"

Me: "Ya....so?"

Brother: "...alone....and on a weekend?"

Me: "...."

Brother: "...."

Me: "....wanna watch?"

Brother: "Popcorn?"

Me: "Sure." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Say goodbye Caroline ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Illuminati au triangle? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I made a club for staplers. Would anyone like to jiunge my stapler lover army? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Had to get my mbwa to kumeza flea medicine today. One of them managed to spit it out into the trash can XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My neighbors are playing obnoxiously loud music. I can hear it even if I close all the windows and doors of my house. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I am the leader of the COOKIE REBELLION! FREE COOKIES!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Cupcake! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Got my die-hard medal YaY! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wanna make a contract? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Got to watch Howl's Moving ngome twice today.

Today was a good day. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Omfg my mom alisema she would accept me for me (kinda like the story underneath me) and when I told her im bi sexual she judged me ;-; ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My dad when I was 14: Just be yourself! People will accept wewe for who wewe are, and if they don't, piss on 'em!

My dad now: You're not the sweet little girl I know anymore. You've changed so much, and it's obviously in an attempt to fit in. wewe need to knock it off!

Me: No, what's funny is I've always been like this, but I didn't onyesha my true colors around wewe because I thought you'd judge even when wewe alisema wewe wouldn't. Thanks for proving me right. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dang I swear my mbwa shed their weight in hair each day!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Escort missions can be totally annoying if wewe have to escort a character who will purposely get into trouble and scream for wewe to save them. :I ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Got my dedicated! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Do samaki dream? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

BEST THING IN EXISTENCE

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

am I the only person who compares them self to like literally EVERYONE and think they look fine heck I would upendo to be someone else but when I look at myself it seems everyone is better then me ;-; ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

drake the type of nigga to cry over spilled milk.

drake is also the type of nigga to refuse to use hand sanitizer because he'd feel guilty about killing germs.

One zaidi thing...

drake is the type of nigga to carry a napkin in his pocket to catch his teardrops after Wayne fucks his bitch.

drake is a soft punda nigga...we get it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I just got a new puppy a few says ago!! His name is Champ....short foooooorrrrr CHAMPION!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Okay, So why was Sally the squirrel lesbian? Because she didn't like nuts :D! (Guys I worked hard on this shit. Cut me some slack) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Last night I had a dream that was a combination of Hannibal (the TV show), Grimm (likewise) and Harry Potter, and also it had talking animals. o_O
It was actually pretty cool. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

my dog is snoring! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

~~~EID MUBARIK~~~ to all the muslims here
may u have an awesome siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Die Potato! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"If being half was crime,you'd be charged as guilty." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Heyyyyyyyyyy
People(s)
Not to looong ago
I got back
From a fashion show
Are team didn't win
but I think we did
AWESOME!! ^-^
Idk why I am telling
U guys this
just bored I guess lol. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate waking in a rom with n awesome idea but when I enter the room I forget so people just looking at wewe like 'wtf' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm everything wewe know
wewe wonder friend au foe
I'm the burning in your
throat when wewe kumeza ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Have wewe any idea why a raven is like a uandishi desk? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Bat's not a real superhero,he enters places through doors when fighting crime! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is it bad I don't like probably about 70 percent of people on the internet ? (not just on this site but in general) and I don't know them personally..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"If wewe are what wewe eat, I could be wewe kwa morning." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who even is the founder of this club ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Brother: "What's the worst joke you've ever heard?"

Me: "You."

Brother: "..." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

In less than five minutes, we'll reach the optimal altitude for kombora, yamuua deployment. Uroboros will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete global masturbation. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

omfg i wrote a whole makala on raging butt sex and emailed it to a bila mpangilio chick XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

heyo got a 100 fans:) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So i went to the apple store to buy the newest ipad but i farted and everyone got pissed.Not my fault apple dosen´t have windows. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

WAFFLES! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Misery goes great with pie!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I'd drown him with my soaker gun
Glue him to a chair
Stick a dead skunk in his pocket
I'd knock him off his feet with a Judo sweep-
Blast him into space on a rocket!
I'd send him to his doom-
If a monster came in my room!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

GET TO WORK bitch, kahaba ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Boop bwoop bloop ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HURRAY FOR SQUID PORN ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Mcdonalds employee: "How may I help you?"

Me: "I'd like 30 MCchickens please."

Everyone: O_O ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

BENCHES! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have a cut on my arm and I don't know where it came from! ;A; ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Two Cigarettes in an ashtray
My upendo and I in a small cafe
Then a stranger came along
And everything went wrong
Now there's Three Cigarettes in the ashtray

I watched her take him from me
And his love, is no longer my own
Now they are gone
And I sit alone
And watch one cigarette burn away. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A girl with a broken heart, call her drake ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when wewe lose your phone...

WTF!!!! Where did I put it!!!!

2 days later wewe find it and u realized it was in the same spot wewe left it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"RAGGLE FRAGGLE!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Apparently it's bad of me to want to pour salt on a slug, but it's okay for my mom to want to exterminate an entire ant colony to turn their nyumbani into a chandelier. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ah, wewe think the hotdog is your ally. You've merely adapted the the hotdog. I was born in it, molded kwa it. I didn't see the Mustard until I was a man and kwa then it was only tasty! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Come on, shoot faster,
Just a little bit of energy!
I wanna try something fun right now,
I guess some people call it anarchy!

Let's blow this city to ashes,
And see what Pow-Pow thinks.
It's such pathetic neatness,
But not for long 'cause it'll get jinxed! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

We're a bunch of strangers sitting in front of a bila mpangilio screen.

Wait,I'm laying down... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I think that a lot of people shouldn't judge others kwa how they look,dress and speak. They also shouldn't judge them for their race and/or sexual orientation. Also,what they like au dislike. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Never make fun of someone, just because they like something wewe don't.
Believe it ir not, people have feelings.
And, what kind of cruel human being, should actually feel the need to strip someone of their happiness?
No one.
Don't do that shit. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I write here ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Faninig ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hello? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

No ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is it alive ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio ukuta ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Captain Planet! He's our hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

And when the siku is through
I think of only you
I sit alone and dream
And think of things we didn't do
Now I am all alone-
And as the teardrops start
I feel the fingerprints that wewe left on my heart. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get poptartz he dus.
pango gurl teks deep breff. pango gurl sais “bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”.
gurl iz hertbrokn. </////3
gurl criez n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded.</33333333
boi crie “i sed i no b ur bf…cus i wona b ur husband!”
he screems n frows poptart @ wol…a bootiful diomond ring wus insyd.
***LIK DIS IF U CRY EVRYTIM*** ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

The less we know, the better we feel. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When my inayopendelewa tv onyesha character dies first, I am sad. inayofuata I'm angry. After that I get depressed. And sometimes I just give up on the show. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's official: I know how to be Sherlock Holmes! link
Now all I need is an only friend and an enemy. Who wants to be my friend and who wants to be my worst enemy? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

On Youtube people keep saying I got nice feet ....if anyone else says that I swear to fucking god im gonna fuck them up ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

to my 108 mashabiki i upendo wewe all! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was watching this tv onyesha called the monsters inside me and I found out that there is a flesh eating parasite that enters the body through uncooked au underdone fish. Then I was like "I am never eating sushi again" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

You thought wewe might be a ghost, wewe didn't get to heaven but wewe made it close.~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

she moves like she don't care
smooth as silk, cool as air ~ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

People what about chakula chain?..... Pass the ukuta chain

pizza ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Ok, I have a question. So, inayofuata Friday at school we're doing flashback Friday. Where we have back into the past. I'm gonna be a hippy in the 70s xD anyway, I'm afraid that when I come to school, I'll be the only one dressed up. So, should I still dress up??? Idk, plz help...? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That day,mankind remember the horror of being....turned into cheetos!
Everybody eat now! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My brother was...a toddler..and a brat. And one siku he comes nyumbani laaazier than usual. Mommy gets the apple juisi to feed him. He doesnt want that. Not. One. Bit. SO..me watching, he spills the juisi on her, screaming while he does it. He turns to me, and he says "Wheres my Cheerios?" He comes at me with the cup. "Wheres my Cheerios?" Sticks a bowl in my hands, aaaaand.... "Wheres my Cheerios?" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode, she sed “bbz will u luv me 4evr” he alisema “NO..”“ da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine 2 kuvuka, msalaba da rode. she gut hit kwa da car, boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv her zaidi pango 4evr) xxx~ LIK DIS IF U CRAI EVERTIM ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young,blind girl." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hi!! there nice to meet u *everyone* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Hello! First of all I just wanna tangaza a new club which is "darkshipping" (Yami Bakura/Yami Yugi). Don't ask why, it's probably just a phase... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita