I wonder what furry got to posting on the bila mpangilio wall? Jk jk -my frens a furry. I don’t hate ‘em. Just the abusive ones. Those are rl bad. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"If wewe think your baby is annoying now, you're living proof that it's only going to get worse. " Wow okay thanks mom ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh hey. Officially been here for six years. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I really couldn't sleep last night. Melody kept kicking me and keeping me awake. She's not even born yet and she's already a handful ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's weird how New people arrive, add wewe stay for such a short time then leave for no reason. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Found my way back here again, my Marafiki ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

bila mpangilio fact, I'm actually at a pretty high BMI, but that's just because of my muscle. I'm not even really particularly lean, I'm just a well built person. Also having big punda tits ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Albuu noamm shi graan, Molliyk zenvaas kevvass munda! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just the tip of the iceberg, concerning Martin Garrix memes... :)

Any caption requests? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Update: tried to break it to him gently. He left some of my groups on Messenger. Oh well.

Other people that tolerated him irl, even his boss, told me he was manipulative. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Follow my drawing reference page @art.block.help on instagram
link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm gonna start making Martin Garrix memes. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I really wish my dad and my husband would get along. They try, to their credit, but they have bad blood going back to before me ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tfw wewe had to break it to a clingy online friend.

The guy I'm talking about needs to realize I have zaidi Marafiki that just him.

Rant's over. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I haven’t slept in forever. Not kwa choice though. If I’d got to chose I’d go to sleep and never wake up. I’m very sleep deprived and it’s getting to me. I’ll go put myself to kitanda now before I do something stupid. Sometimes it’s good to be so tired that wewe have less of a chance of waking up near 4:10 and being hit mental kwa life. That way wewe can’t even raise a finger ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"They say that I am the sick boy." ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is it weird for me to remember the bila mpangilio thug's name rather than remembering the main villain's name? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Crazy thunderstorm going on here rn. I looove the mood it creates. Makes me want to just relax and draw. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Tell me. Do wewe bleed? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Most people on an ego trip don't have anything to pack! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

upendo is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But don't worry - we are chain smokers ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wrote ur name on the sands...
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart...
i got a moyo ATTACK ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now wewe will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Bring back Finish My Sentence Game on the forum! Please it was so cool! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I’m looking for work. Have wewe heard any rumors? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD- GO! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My God I just realized 5his is pretty much the only reason I fanpop ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

It's here. Hahaha... IT'S FUCKING HERE! Witness, everyone! This is a historical siku for the whole Meme World. Through the Inspiration provided kwa Borse, the newly appointed Retro God and the skills of the Meme God, that is me, a new Miracle has been brought forth.

WE PROUDLY ANNOUNCE TO wewe THAT THE GRAND DEBUT OF THE ''FABULOUS PAUL STANLEY MEME'' HAS COME INTO REALIZATION! PRAISE UNTO THIS PHENOMENAL EVENT! THE STARTING POINT OF A BRAND NEW MEME AND MY LATEST MASTERPIECE !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I now pronounce wewe husband (Bratz4life ) and wife (NagisaFurukawa-), wewe may kiss the bride. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

''Everybody loves Boobs... It's a universal language!''

- Kenichiro Takaki !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I let my lesbian Marafiki paint my nails, do makeup, and do my hair yesterday. I felt so goddamn pretty
My nails have little Ford logos painted on them ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

y ru buying clothes at the supu store ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Honestly, it is good being the Meme God. Memes are part of Life. Everything wewe can imagine has the potential of becoming one. They have been here since Creation, are being made as we speak and will continue to do so for millennia to come. Memes are the Universe itself !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I think we have two very important missions in life. One is to find out who we really are and the other one is to taste as much of life and experience as much of life as we can" - David Coverdale ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've been so goddamn depressed here lately, so a couple of Marafiki are picking me up tomorrow for a girl's night out in Santa Fe. We're going to get some good chakula and probably several books. I know Lucia is going to give me some pep talk about Albert Camus and philosophy, Helin is going to tell me all about how there is stregnth in femininity. I know how it's going to go, but I'm excited still ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Honestly, Im not against liberals au anything, but geesh California is so damn liberal

Like we are having a talk in AP Government cos my teacher asked for people to defend one side au the other

And the whole entire class is solely arguing on why the liberal idea is right, getting offended when people play devils advocate, and saying the other side makes absolutely no sense au whatever

Its like this whole grade of mine is an echo chamber. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Q: ranch work seems hard, how do wewe do it? A: kwa recognizing that existence is fleeting and nothing wewe could ever amount to is zaidi than a gust in a gale, wewe learn that your pain and suffering are of no real importance. kwa recognizing the sisyphean nature of my lifestyle, I learn to hold on to every scrap of happiness that I can scrape up from my meaninglessness ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Why did the bata kuvuka, msalaba the road ?
To prove he wasn’t chicken !!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Leave a like au maoni if your ALSO a shabiki of Marshal Mathers (AKA Eminem/Slim Shady) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What do wewe call it when wewe and your partner just so happen to have the same kink?

A coincikink ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly!
And be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero

Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight!
To be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah!
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!

Gas gas gas!
Yeah yeah YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Gas gas gas!
And you'll see the big SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

Ahhhh... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Did wewe just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be zaidi like "entered a mental state of regeneration. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If wewe can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I live in my own little world. But its ok, they know me here.^^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When life gives wewe lemons, squirt someone in the eye. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm married to Maru in Stardew Valley, Lydia in Skyrim, Carlos in real life, and blind on fanpop. Wow, I'm a jembe, hoe ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

tbh without Marafiki
fanpop is shit ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tyres
and everything" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

N-NANI? KANSEI DORIFTO?! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone here play Fortnite? My display name is: Felix1990 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"The problem with people who have no vices is generally wewe can be pretty sure they're going to have some annoying virtues"

Elizabeth Taylor ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ge ge gegege no ge ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So this old lady who has been antagonizing me since I was a little kid saw me at the trekta supply co, and she started yelling at me for having a Satanic pentagram on my truck's window. I could have told her to fuck off, but I decided to have a little fun. I used her backwards worldview against her and convinced her that the devil literally made me do it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have a simple swali for wewe guys.
link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I like how most of wewe answered yes on my last swali XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Dude... I dont know how many 7+ saa drives I can take to visit my chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha XD Like I went my first one there and then another one back over the past two days and those drives are horrible XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

HAAAAAAAAIIIIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long ?
A: Because it’ll be a foot !!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I wish to everyone a great siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

What I hate when a great musician passes, I can`t listen to the muziki same way ever again. It`s bittersweet to listen to. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Fill in the blank:

"I am the white void. I am the cold steel. I am the just sword. With blade in hand shall I reap the sins of this world and cleanse it in the fires of destruction. I am ______. The end has come!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A friend just texted me: "I used to work construction, but I just couldn't build a career. After that, I was a janitor, and let me tell you, I've seen some shit. Now I work in a car factory and it's about to drive me crazy" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Legit the most silliest and dramatic thing someone did was first kick me out their server for making puns and also two dming me and saying that puns make them wanna die. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Someone asked me: "what do wewe drive that big punda truck for?" "Well, to carry the weight of my emotional baggage" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

why did i get suspended i didn’t do anything 😭
NightKiss is it because of the yaoi icons? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I bought an art book and was surprised with homo erotica instead. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I get wanting to smell nice at work. It's not my thing, but I get it. Still, the only excuse to wear that much perfume is if you're a crack whore who wants to cover up that she got her water turned off weeks zamani ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

im at supu ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My Marafiki internet is back on!! This calls for celebration! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!! Scratch that. Cheese for no one. We shall venture forth to the great hall for a plentiful amount of mead and meat! Who will jiunge me in the internets salama return? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When your sofa is really comfortable to lie on even if it's old and is quite torn, and is difficult to let go of it even though wewe are getting a new one! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Shit my husband says: sex with a woman is a lot like driving a classic car. wewe want to be gentle and nice, but it's so much zaidi fun if wewe don't ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Follow me!
Pay attention to me, follow me!
Follow me!
Pay attention to me, pay attention to me! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Im not really watching American Idol but my mom has been and all I gotta say is that Cade is a serious rock nyota already.

Like wtf is he doing here?

Why isnt he already out there? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Literally in the middle of a blizzard right now. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Looking back, "give me your queso blanco" may have been a bad thing to say to my Mexican husband during sex ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Yesterday: "Oh yay! It's almost 80 degrees! I can finally wear shorts."

Today: "Dammit! It's snowing!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

United States of America, France and United Kingdom launches kombora, yamuua strikes in Syria

And Russia has warned USA

Is this the beginning of World War 3? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My overly political brother made a snide maoni to my mom so I constructed a post designed to offend everything he believes in. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Digital art is easy and cheating! wewe have an undo button! And the computer does it for you!!!"
-People who haven't tried digital art. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link :D First time in months to get a few drinks. What`s a better way to spend the rest of the evening than watching dumb video and gaming with friends. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

hujambo guys. I'm sorry about the kura ya maoni earlier. I didn't know that someone else tried it before I did it hurt people's eyes. I hope wewe can forgive me for being ignorant and stupid. I saw something at the bottom of the screen and grew curious about what I saw. I'm so sorry and I promise it won't happen again. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Alright, I'm back so suck my shit XD But it's a joke, so don't get butthurt over being anal fucked kwa words that aren't words but poetry that look like words in the form of taking a beautiful wet fecal projection all over the everything that isn't everything because even "nothing" is everything due to "nothing" being a word.

Logic 101. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

jiunge my club!
link
Feel free to add anything wewe want to it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I've really been getting along with my mom a lot better since I got pregnant. I think it's aliyopewa me some perspective that I didn't have before ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Gonna go to a somewhat swanky restaurant today and I'm just over here looking at the menu online and all the names are in Italian and I feel like I'm gonna go in there like
"Yes I would like *food with a foreign name* and a glass of *fancy red wine of a highly sought after label and year*. *laughs in posh*"
Something about it feels so silly. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

tfw wewe are a procrastinator and finally get your homework done before 11 PM for once ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

So, I really only ametoa maoni on this ukuta like, what, twice? And I was annoying as shit.
Anyways, I answered a shit ton of maswali on here and I used to be really active.
So sup. I'm back-ish. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Zu’u los Cesar. Lokal mich vaas los kraan tiid ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My belly is at the point where it is bulging out some, and I think I might be feeling some flutters. My little Melody Kilroy has been active this week. I'm so excited ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok if any of u have a switch nd wanna play mario kart hmu ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

ok officer i get that but like why tho ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guess who's getting zaidi snow? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My grandpa is gonna make it.. And in the end, I did get to see him,. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

TFW wewe order something online and it's not here immediately. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"With my bow and arrows, I respectfully ask for the divine protection of the sun god Apollo and the moon goddess Artemis.”
“I offer thee this calamity — Phoebus Catastrophe!” ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita