just because i alisema something nice doesn't give wewe the right to call me your friend all the sudden ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

SUPRIZZE BUTTSEKSS ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today is the last siku for pssas!! :) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

One spelling mistake can destroy your life: a husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add e at the end of a word: I'm having such a wonderful time.. Wish wewe were her..... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wot if we're all already in the afterlife, and life is just a psychically connected dream that we are all simultaneously having? And then when people die, it's actually their dead loved ones pouring a bucket of water on their head to wake them up. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Today I pushed Twinklestar11 into a boy she hates at school now she is mad at me. I am calling it true love. They are ment to be together. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

SON: Dad how do I know when someone is drunk?
DAD: Come here, wewe see the four coconut trees there? Good, a drunk man will see eight.
SON: But dad, there's just two coconut trees there.
DAD: ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Anyone here way too prone to loving the sympathetic antagonist? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

A lady told me she is proud to be a virgin and that she will die virgin because she wants to be a good example to her children... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I was high af at this gun duka where I work and I could swear a guy came in asking for ammunition for his clock. I was all like WTF man. 6 hours later I realize what happened and I'm pretty sure I'm going to be fired ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I find it amusing. People who have been on this side for like... 4-5+ years are really not present on the troll majibu while people that were here from 0-4 years seem to post a lot in response. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Patient - doctor I took my meds at 6 Am today.
Doctor - but I told wewe to take them at 9 Am.
Patient- I wanted to surprise the bacteria. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

if wewe were here like back in 2006 till 2011-2012-2013- 2015 tops wewe know those were the best years even trolls were funny ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Whoever says mbwa can't smile never met my dog. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Honestly I think that tonight reminded me that I never left my early 2012 meme and 'i'm so bila mpangilio rawr lol xD' phase. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Can't we get a better quality troll than someone that just call someone bitches? Its pretty lame, I don't know if wewe can even consider that trolling. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when you're not active on a site and when wewe try to reconnect however they just don't remember. for whatever reason. "And you're just like oh okay wewe don't remember me well it is my fault yeahhhh" and then wewe just end the conversation quickly as to not be awkward. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

* in a demonic voice *. I am evil and I want cheese. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

omg my mom gave birth to my new baby sister:D im not the only child anyone i'm so happy 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Who got the booty? I got the booty. They got the booty. We got the booty. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Boi. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Happy late birthday to this sexy blob in my icon! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Have wewe ever noticed once wewe "fall in love" with a song, and u listen to it a lot, the song seems to go quicker than when the first time u heard it.

this happened to me. I was just listening to the song called "girls" and i just started to listen to it and i went to see how mmany dakika were left and there was like 1 min left already. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Super stoked for the rain we're supposed to be getting inayofuata week. I just want to put on my worn out trench kanzu, koti and lay down in the mud. Does that sound like fun to anyone else? Anyone wanna join? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'm a new user here!

kwa the way, if any of wewe have Facebook account, can wewe please like my page? :-)
---> link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if it isn'tapril fools siku ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

An extravagant excerpt from our valiant hero Shakespeare:

"APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!" -April 23rd, 1616 ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I can't believe i actually joined this gay site & stayed here for this long i've always hated it here it's awful
:vvv ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wewe know who should get with Bellatrix? Molly Weasley. That'd be hot AF.
Like AzkaDAMN! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

April Fool's siku is gay. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

i upendo america but hate the ignorant people who uses /understands freedom wrong i can't stand those who says i do what i want without giving a single fuck about respect au that everything has a they just act like they own the fucking earth ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

when i'm eating with people i instantly lose my appetite ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Geesh. Kingdom Hearts sucks its like so made for children with all that Disney oh wow how childish how lame. Also Misogi, Akashi, Hibari, Kano, Alone, Ferid, Mika, Fushimi and all those other characters I used to upendo I hate so much. They all suck man ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have a confession to make. My real name is Riku. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

pizza is gross im glad weed is illegal wow wot a dangerus drug ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wow women sure r hot nd sexualy attractive omg how did i not notice this b4
guys
guys wot if im straight ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have a change of heart. I think guns, anime, and swearing should all be illegal. #ILoveJesus #GovermentIsVoluntary ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Guys, I have a confession to make.

I hate that bitch, kahaba Nu-13 now. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That awkward moment when wewe leave a store without buying anything and all wewe can think is "act natural, you're innocent". ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Evil isn't born, it's made - Regina,Once Upon A Time ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

#SaturdaySatire ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

And wewe too, Brutus? In that case, die, Caesar. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I unironically like the backstreet boys, don't make fun of me. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

1 samaki 2 samaki red samaki bloo samaki ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

That moment when your battery is at 3% and wewe see your Boss uploadpictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, wewe quickly maoni "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out!Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I woke up at 1:30 pm yesterday. I literally have not slept since. I'm still wide awake. How the fuck is this possible. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

PSA for the retards in the back: Just because I'm about as real as the cat in the fucking hat, doesn't mean I'm not a fucking girl. Do I need to make that zaidi clear on my profile? Do I need to post fucking boob pics? Do I need to act zaidi effeminate? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Oh hey, would wewe look at that, it's almost the 1st of the inayofuata month.

It's go time, Fanpopians. >:) Let's make this an April Fools to remember... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

maziwa i upendo it zaidi dan sex ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wot if ....all of us(including TheSlimJim as well)are nothing zaidi than fictional characters inside a novel that was written kwa a real person? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wot if someone actually asked Wot if? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wot if what the fuck did I miss and wot the fuck jim? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wot if I didn't suck at this meme ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if we all made our mottos wot if ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if u guys are unraviling all my secrets wot if i rlly am a alien nd wot if i didnt start wot if???? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wot if THaSlimJim didnt start the "wot if"? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

link WOT IF THE COLOUR I USED IN THIS IS MEAT POWDER ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Wot if we are all just figments of imagination created kwa THaSlimJim's mind??1?/?? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

WOT IF WE R UNRAVELING HTE FABRIS OF THE UNIVERSE ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if 8thegreat WAS meat powder
wot if.... we r all meat powder????????????? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if 8thegreat was a literal cup of ramen, mashua ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if thaslim is not jim ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if-
o god wAT HAVE I DONE
WOT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if the fanpop ukuta doesn't kno its a fanpop ukuta ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if ur tits didnt kno it was tits
wot if ur penis didnt kno it was penis ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if ur anime didnt kno it was anime ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if ur meat powder didnt kno it was meat powder ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

My favourite colour is meat powder. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

chakula makes everything better. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if ur brain didnt kno it was brain ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if ur eyes didnt kno they were eyes ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if ur lungs didnt kno they were lungs ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

wot if ur legs didnt kno they were legs. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW RECIPEH. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

POST !!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Does anybody want to marry Crazedsitcomfan? Cause I do. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

guys ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

yesterday me and my friend made an evil plan on this boy we both hate. (bryce)
here was the plan:
- i lick the jolly rancher and she give it to him
- i tell him today it was licked
but...
plans changed.
this other boy we both hate (simon) got the rolly rancher and ate it.
My friend told him it was licked and he got mad at her. today she was supossed to tell him I licked it. lol cant wait till i find out the result (she told me all this) ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Those who haven't been to deepweb, haven't seen what true darkness is. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

mIraCuLoUS SImPLy tHE BEsT uP To thE tEst wHEN thiNgS GO wrONG mIRAcULOUS the LUCkiEst the PoWEr oF LOve AlwaYS SO STRONG
MIRACULOUS

....please send help. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Please jiunge th....

Lol no,Fuck off. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"I'm so happy!
Aha! Happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
Living everyday!

I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
Never bother me!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

When wewe think about how big the Earth is, then how small it is compared to the Sun, and how the Sun is just a speck of dust in the universe, it's easy to justify eating an entire chokoleti cake. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Boy: My mother's
name is Laughing and my father's name is Smiling.
Teacher: wewe must be kidding.
Boy: No, that's my sister's name, I'm
Joking. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

PSA: When I say I'm a bitch, I'm not joking. I'm not saying I'm just some sarcastic girl, I'm not saying I'm a strong independent white woman who don't need to man, I mean I will be mean to wewe out of the blue sometimes because I really really don't care about you. That's what being a bitch, kahaba means. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I don't understand why idiots feel the need to validate their own stupidity. Everyone can see they are idiotic but they keep insisting they aren't. It's hilarious. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Having a little (well not little) "Fanpop glitch" right now, started Thursday au Friday. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Happy first siku of spring everyone" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Listen baby, Ain't no mountain high, Ain't no valley low, Ain't no river wide enough if wewe need me call me no matter where wewe are Just call out my name I'll be there in a hurry wewe don't have to worry.......

'Cause baby there Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough to keep me from getting to you!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

All the ages are finally back! (at least to me..)

Guess all that complaining rly did work :v ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Best friends: Ready to die for each other, but will fight to the death over the last slice of pizza. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Teacher: Why didn't wewe come school yesterday? Student: my dad's in the hospital. 7days later, Teacher: is your dad still in the hospital? Student:Yes....he's a doctor ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

© 2006-2017 Fanpop, Inc. So I guess Fanpop.com started in 2006...which means I was 3 years late to jiunge fanpop at the launch. I wonder how many active users that are still here that has a 2006 account lol. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

KID: Mommy, what's in your stomach?
MOM: Your baby sister!
KID: wewe upendo her?
MOM: Of course!
KID: Then why did wewe eat her!? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21.

HERE NOW STOP COMPLAINING XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Is anyone else on here right now getting the same massive image wipe-out glitch that I am? None of the pictures to virtually anything are loading, huh.

Probably just me, it always is. XD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

I have an idea. A Life Alert romance novel....I should stop having ideas. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

"Image uploads have been temporarily disabled while we upgrade our image servers. Normal image server operations should resume before Tuesday, March 21." Darn, just when things were getting active right here. Idk, I think it would of been better if they did it during the weekdays. Don't people spend zaidi time online on weekends? Seems like unfortunate timing, idk. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita

Teacher: What do wewe do after school?​ 1st Student: I go and buy weed from Yakobo​ ..2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Yakobo.​ 3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Yakobo.​ 4th Student: I always stay at nyumbani and do my homework.​ Teacher: wewe are a great student, I hereby appoint wewe as the class monitor.​ wewe are a good example to other students. What's your name?​ 4th Student: Yakobo ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita