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Shadowmarioking alisema …
a math teacher got a pet parrot, kasuku and taught it to talk. one siku the parrot, kasuku escaped and yelled out the window "Polly gone!" "Polly gone!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
The bata alisema to the bartender, 'put it on my bill.' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
what do a telephone and a dog have in common?
they have collar, alama id ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Birds are grouchy in the morning because their bills are over dew. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
An angry bird landed on a door knob. Then flew off the handle. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
A man got his left arm and left leg cut off in an accident, but don't worry he died of blood loss. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Time flies like an arrow. matunda flies like a banana. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
hairdressers can be quite rude- they always give cutting remarks ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
It’s amazing how eagles catch their prey, they must be really talon-ted. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
The best way to communicate with a samaki is to drop them a line. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
two nuclear physicists got married recently. the ceremony was beautiful- the bride was radiant, the groom glowing. even the bridesmaids shone ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
On the surface of things whales are always blowing it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Male deer have buck teeth. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
an astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspsended sentence ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
A zoo had a ngamia with no humps named 'Humphrey.' ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
When a cow gives birth she not only gives cream, she is de-calf-inated. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
to win at tug-of-war, wewe must have a grasp on the situation and out-weight your opponent ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
One horse alisema to another: your pace is familiar but I don't remember the mane. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
already used that one bro. ladies and gentleman we are running out of puns its the apocalpse zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan ametoa maoni…
K. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
when asked about subatomic particles, the physicist lepton the swali ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
One panzi told another about eating corn. It went in one ear and out the other. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
An elephant's opinion carries a lot of weight. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Moar puns pls. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Have wewe ever heard of an honest cheetah? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
smoke dynamite and really blow your mind ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
Having your hand amputated must be a handful ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
link zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
theres a new tv program about oragami. it's called pa-per view ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
It's OK to watch an tembo bathe as they usually have their trunks on. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
where do vitabu sleep?
under their covers ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Where do wewe find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he Lost his job when the company folded ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I aliiba his coat, call that jack it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
how do wewe train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
wewe give them a drill instructor ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
how long will the puns go, no one knows zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan ametoa maoni…
drake zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
a man walked into a bar. a sekunde man saw it and ducked just in time ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Doing koki with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
the seductive ufagio salesmen swept me off my feet ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
why won't a bike stand up kwa itself?
its two tired ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. wewe could say he has teleAPATHY ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I murder so many verses, wewe can say I killed hip hop. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Got a black dog
Call it a bitch, kahaba nigga ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I aliiba his coat, call that jack it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i bought a smoking koti, jacket and blazer at a moto sale ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MarineHolocaust alisema …
puns should be eradicated from existence ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
I can't get this Squid Girl anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
do wewe know any chemistry jokes?
NaH ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
also acceptable: Na zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
gabbalee ametoa maoni…
I wanted to make a good periodic meza, jedwali joke but all the good ones argon zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight ametoa maoni…
I NO Au FeW zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the beach, pwani when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Shoot wewe on Halloween call it trigger treating ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight ametoa maoni…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
Priests hate cos/tan ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i used to be a dhahabu prospector, but it didn't really pan out ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
that escalated quickly zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to mgawanyiko, baidisha hares ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
the cycle of puns never ends jesus christ zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i Lost my mind ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
this ukuta is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
wewe can tell if a doctor's a quack when wewe see his large bill ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
the best way to make an apple crumble is to torture it for 10 dakika ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
art thou feelin it now mr krabs ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
Why can't wewe hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide ukanda near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new mwaka received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a salama house. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
if we're posting bad puns on the ukuta count me in
i see alisema the blind man, i saw alisema the carpenter ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
if wewe get hit on the head kwa a shooting star, you'll meteor maker zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel light-headed zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
^i'M zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita