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metrolight alisema …
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!" ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
The marine biology seminars weren’t for entertainment, but were created for educational porpoises. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
where do vitabu sleep?
under their covers ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J9FNLF-5oE‎ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Where do wewe find giant snails? On the ends of giants’ fingers.
A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only shorts made of plastic wrap. The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
Santa’s helpers are subordinate Clauses. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i knew someone who worked at a company making blankets. he Lost his job when the company folded ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
don't let Macklemore grab our hands, he can't hold us ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I aliiba his coat, call that jack it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Shorty wants my skittles, she trying to taste the waynebow. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
how do wewe train a bunch of elite dentists in the army?
wewe give them a drill instructor ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
how long will the puns go, no one knows zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
A girl with a broken heart, call her Drak ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan ametoa maoni…
drake zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
a man walked into a bar. a sekunde man saw it and ducked just in time ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Doing koki with Stevie Wonder, call it blurred lines ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
the seductive ufagio salesmen swept me off my feet ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Ever had sex while camping its fucking intens. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
why won't a bike stand up kwa itself?
its two tired ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
two silkworms were in a race. they ended up in a tie ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
One character from Chronicle is a bullied teenager with telekinetic powers. He uses this power to get revenge on his bullies and father. The third part of the movie sees him rampaging in the city without remorse for anyone who could get hurt. wewe could say he has teleAPATHY ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I murder so many verses, wewe can say I killed hip hop. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i've just been robbed! how the robber got in, i'm not sure. i think he got intruder window ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Got a black dog
Call it a bitch, kahaba nigga ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i grew up on a pharm before i became a pharmacist ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I aliiba his coat, call that jack it ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i bought a smoking koti, jacket and blazer at a moto sale ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I got Birdman mad,call that Angry Bird ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i could afford to buy cotton, so i decided to be abrasive and steel wool ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Hallucinating in a hurricane
call it, acid rain ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MarineHolocaust alisema …
puns should be eradicated from existence ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
I can't get this Squid Girl anime out of my head, it's just wrapped around my mind. I can't stop thINKing about it. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i would tell a chemistry joke, but they're argon ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Fuck a pregnant bitch,call that threesome ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
do wewe know any chemistry jokes?
NaH ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
also acceptable: Na zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
gabbalee ametoa maoni…
I wanted to make a good periodic meza, jedwali joke but all the good ones argon zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight ametoa maoni…
I NO Au FeW zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
Christopher Walken loves long walks on the beach, pwani when the sun is shining. He's Walken on Sunshine. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i knew someone who was a monorail enthusiast. he had a one track mind ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Shoot wewe on Halloween call it trigger treating ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
remember: light bulbs are just a filament of your imagination ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i spilled some coffee; my wife called it grounds for divorce ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
the grave of karl marx is just another communist plot ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight ametoa maoni…
i bet his followers were lenin a hand on the funeral service zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I work hard to get rich, call me RICHARD ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
what's the internet's fav animal?
the lynx ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
Priests hate cos/tan ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Jumped in the river to save a cat.
Call it drowning in pussy ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i used to be a dhahabu prospector, but it didn't really pan out ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
there was a mathematician who frequently sunbathed and often strayed from the topic of conversation. he was a real tan gent ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
She gave birth on the stairs, call that a step child ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
birthday candles are for people who want to make light of their age ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
A Rabbi, an African-American man and an old man walk into a bar. They get shot because it was the 1940's, and the bar was in the midst of the Poland invasion of Hitler's Nazi regime. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
that escalated quickly zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I skate when I'm bored

Call that skateboard.. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i wanted to buy half a rabbit, but the butcher didnt want to mgawanyiko, baidisha hares ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
the cycle of puns never ends jesus christ zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
a con-man called me on the phone, but he didn't fool me; i could tell-he's-a-phony ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Dropped my iPhone on my face but I ain't cryin, I just laugh and pick it up call that face tyminnn. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
gardener's playing cards- weed'em 'nd reap ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box . ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i was gonna procrastinate, but i decided to leave it for later ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
if a pig looses its voice, is it disgruntled? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i Lost my mind ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
this ukuta is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
wewe can tell if a doctor's a quack when wewe see his large bill ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
the best way to make an apple crumble is to torture it for 10 dakika ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
art thou feelin it now mr krabs ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight alisema …
Why can't wewe hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide ukanda near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new mwaka received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a salama house. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking alisema …
if we're posting bad puns on the ukuta count me in
i see alisema the blind man, i saw alisema the carpenter ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
if wewe get hit on the head kwa a shooting star, you'll meteor maker zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
miners who wear flashlights on their helmets often feel light-headed zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shadowmarioking ametoa maoni…
^i'M zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Took my old girlfriend out to chajio, chakula cha jioni call dat Fed-Ex. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight ametoa maoni…
now listen here wewe little zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Eazy-Efan alisema …
Smoking weed at school call that a high school. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
TARDIS-Granger ametoa maoni…
Face palm zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
laugh
MERCEYISAWESOME alisema …
HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to bila mpangilio person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more au less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes bila mpangilio person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
EmoSasuSaku alisema …
For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
kid_symmetry ametoa maoni…
Oh, hun! It's gona be okay. I have those moments myself. What helps me is if i just sit in my room and really think about what's been ticking me off lately and then I figure out why I'm so sad. It works every time for me. if wewe wana talk about it, just send me a message zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
EmoSasuSaku ametoa maoni…
^ Oh! Thank you! I think it's because I'm addicted to YouTube now XD zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MarineHolocaust alisema …
the bila mpangilio club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
EmoSasuSaku ametoa maoni…
It is sad. I am one of those people. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MarineHolocaust ametoa maoni…
*pats ur back* like i said, we all are zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
gabbalee alisema …
I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
kid_symmetry ametoa maoni…
Same with my Aladin msical group. They span my cell with selfies and they WON'T SHUT UP!!!!!!! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
ppgcowgirl alisema …
—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So wewe come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MERCEYISAWESOME ametoa maoni…
lmao -slow sarcastic clap- smooooth dude, xD zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Dreamtime alisema …
young man, there's no need to feel down ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
hetalianstella ametoa maoni…
I googled these lyrics thinking a song would come up that I've never heard before that would be really slow and deep and then I tafuta it and remember it's from fucking YMCA. Oh my god. XD zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Dreamtime ametoa maoni…
oh stella haha :D zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
mischievous
tommyyellow13 alisema …
WI FI ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
IllusionDolls ametoa maoni…
Funny. Just after I read this, my aunt came in here to reset the nyumbani Wi-Fi connection. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
nmdis ametoa maoni…
@IllusionDolls : lol xD zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
jessy_an alisema …
I just read a quote:
"Trust is like paper once it is crumpled it can't be perfect"
Hmmm......
I'll iron the paper. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
nmdis ametoa maoni…
lol zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
legend_of_roxas ametoa maoni…
But then the paper will burn .3. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
sini12 ametoa maoni…
hey,true..paper will not burn xD zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
pumpkinqueen alisema …
I probably won't be on tomorrow, it's my sister's birthday, plus we have cleaning to do for Halloween. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
hanasakura99 ametoa maoni…
Happy birthday to your sister^^ zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
emerald_32 ametoa maoni…
Happy Birthday to your sister and Happy (advanced) Halloween. :3 zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
kakukun ametoa maoni…
Happy Birthday to your sister~ zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Dreamtime alisema …
sting ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
SeeUV3 alisema …
great apparently my mental health is so low i need to get help asap ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
springely ametoa maoni…
START zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
springely ametoa maoni…
LIFTING zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
springely ametoa maoni…
OMG. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Onehundred alisema …
THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
smile
IllusionDolls alisema …
It's only been what, 20 dakika since they made their account, and Whynotbe has already been banned. Thank goodness. ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
LaDispute ametoa maoni…
?? it's been like a siku hasn't it zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
True-Finn-Fan ametoa maoni…
^yeah... zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
IllusionDolls ametoa maoni…
I think they were simply spamming. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
StarFox13 alisema …
heyo how wewe all doing^o^ ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Whynotbe ametoa maoni…
Add me Skype zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Soul_Dragneel ametoa maoni…
@Whynotbe: DUDE, STOP SAYING THAT zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Dynofox15 ametoa maoni…
I'm amazing! I am now a class officer for my medical assisting class!! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Whynotbe alisema …
Add me Skype . ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
egyptprincess7 ametoa maoni…
Skype don't want you. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
gabbalee ametoa maoni…
I think he got banned now zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
egyptprincess7 ametoa maoni…
He's a lonely person who wants Skype to add him.~ ^^ zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
big smile
pipiqueen alisema …
what is zaidi random- being bila mpangilio au asked to be random? random,huh? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Shutara-sama ametoa maoni…
Being bila mpangilio ( ^ω^ ) zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Whynotbe alisema …
Add me Skype ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Soul_Dragneel ametoa maoni…
Nah~ zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight ametoa maoni…
Skype me Add zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
tinkerbell66799 ametoa maoni…
How many times do I have to say it?! NO! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Laxus_Dreyar alisema …
Why can't spiders turn into beautiful butterflies? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
nmdis ametoa maoni…
Hmm..let me think... zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
nmdis ametoa maoni…
Because they are spiders! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
nmdis ametoa maoni…
Maybe I won't ;-) zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
egyptprincess7 alisema …
Turn to page 394! *Dances* ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
legend_of_roxas ametoa maoni…
MS. EGYPT, TURN TO PAGE 394!!! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
egyptprincess7 ametoa maoni…
I will not. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
egyptprincess7 ametoa maoni…
Well excuse you,professor Snape! zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
mischievous
tommyyellow13 alisema …
The bila mpangilio ukuta is RANDOM! ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Max277 ametoa maoni…
Noooooo really? No one ever noticed. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MERCEYISAWESOME ametoa maoni…
lolipop, lollipop, lolli-lolli-lollipop! xD zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Lovehinagurl44 alisema …
If wewe like the crazy Bart Baker parodies I've ilitumwa here wewe should jiunge the club I made

link ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MERCEYISAWESOME alisema …
Today was flashback Friday so I took your advice and dressed up. -_- worst. Decision. EVER. don't even ask... ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
gabbalee ametoa maoni…
What if I want to ask zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MERCEYISAWESOME ametoa maoni…
well, lets just say people kept caling a gypsy, a hippie, (which i have nothing against, it just annoyed me,) and i think my teacher's a lesbian. xD zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Whynotbe alisema …
Add me Skype ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
tinkerbell66799 ametoa maoni…
*yawns* Nope. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Whynotbe ametoa maoni…
Add me Skype zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
True-Finn-Fan ametoa maoni…
*bitch please* i don't even use Skype zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
egyptprincess7 alisema …
I'm disgusted kwa what I just heard. So it's only gay and bisexuals go can get STDS? ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
egyptprincess7 ametoa maoni…
*that zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
usui---takumi ametoa maoni…
AIDS and other STD's occur just as frequently in heterosexual people as they do in homosexual people . zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
metrolight ametoa maoni…
That is pure bullshit right there. zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
heart
Whynotbe alisema …
Add me Skype ilitumwa zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
rileyferguson ametoa maoni…
Nope zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
Whynotbe ametoa maoni…
Add me Skype zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
teentop449 ametoa maoni…
^aha!~ and nope~ zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita