RAPUNZEL: [deep breath]
Okay.[opens closet, Flynn falls out]
Uh? [examines Flynn]
Hmm.
[Rapunzel pulls chair. Pascal wakes up Flynn.]
FLYNN:
Agh! Huh? Uh? [struggles] Is this hair?
RAPUNZEL:
Struggling… struggling is pointless.
FLYNN:
Huh?
RAPUNZEL:
I know why you’re here, and I’m not afraid of you.
FLYNN:
What?
RAPUNZEL:
Who are you? And how did wewe find me?
FLYNN:
Aha.
RAPUNZEL:
Who are you, and how did wewe find me?
FLYNN:
Mm-hm. I know not who wewe are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say…
Hi. How ya doin’? The name’s Flynn Rider. How’s your siku goin’? Huh?
RAPUNZEL:
Ugh! Who else knows my location, Flynn Rider?
FLYNN:
All right, blondie–
RAPUNZEL:
Rapunzel.
FLYNN:
Gesundheit. Here’s the deal. I was in a situation, gallivanting through the forest. I came across your tower and… ho, oh no… where is my satchel?
RAPUNZEL:
I’ve hidden it, somewhere you’ll never find it.
FLYNN:
It’s in that pot, isn’t it?
[A bang kwa frying pan.]
FLYNN:
Er, uh. Huh? [realizes Pascal's tongue stuck in his ear] Yike! [shakes off Pascal] Would wewe stop that?
RAPUNZEL:
Now it’s hidden where you’ll never find it.
So, what do wewe want with my hair? To cut it?
FLYNN:
What?
RAPUNZEL:
Sell it?
FLYNN:
No! Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it. Literally.
RAPUNZEL:
Yi. Wait. wewe don’t want my hair?
FLYNN:
Why on earth would I want your hair? Look, I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it, end of story.
RAPUNZEL:
You’re… telling the truth?
FLYNN:
Yes.
[Pascal distrusts]
RAPUNZEL:
I know, I need someone to take me.
[Pascal motions]
RAPUNZEL:
I think he’s telling the truth, too.
[Pascal motions]
RAPUNZEL:
(He) doesn’t have fangs, but what choice do I have?
[Flynn struggles]
RAPUNZEL:
Huh. Okay, Flynn Rider, I’m prepared to offer wewe a deal.
FLYNN:
Deal?
RAPUNZEL:
Look this way. [F collapses with chair] Do wewe know what these are?
FLYNN:
wewe mean the lantern thing they do for the princess?
RAPUNZEL:
Lanterns. I knew they weren’t stars.
Well, tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns.You will act as my guide, take me to these lanterns, and return me nyumbani safely. Then, and only then, will I return your satchel to you. That is my deal.
FLYNN:
Yeah. No can do. Unfortunately, the kingdom and I aren’t exactly ’simpatico’ at the moment. So I won’t be taking wewe anywhere.
RAPUNZEL:
Something brought wewe here, Flynn Rider. Call it what wewe will: fate, destiny…
FLYNN:
A horse.
RAPUNZEL:
So I have made the decision to trust you.
FLYNN:
A horrible decision, really.
RAPUNZEL:
But trust me when I tell wewe this.
[Rapunzel tugs hair, Flynn falls forward]
FLYNN:
Ugh!
RAPUNZEL:
wewe can tear this tower apart brick kwa brick, but without my help, wewe will never find your precious satchel.
FLYNN:
Hmm-mm. Let me just get this straight. I take wewe to see the lanterns, bring wewe back home, and you’ll give me back my satchel?
RAPUNZEL:
I promise. And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Ever.
FLYNN:
All right, listen, I didn’t want to have to do this, but wewe leave me no choice. Here comes the ‘smoulder’.
[Rapunzel & Pascal: stern look]
This is kind of an off siku for me. This doesn’t normally happen.… Fine, I’ll take wewe to see the lanterns!
RAPUNZEL:Really? Oops.
FLYNN:
wewe broke my ‘smoulder’.
Okay.[opens closet, Flynn falls out]
Uh? [examines Flynn]
Hmm.
[Rapunzel pulls chair. Pascal wakes up Flynn.]
FLYNN:
Agh! Huh? Uh? [struggles] Is this hair?
RAPUNZEL:
Struggling… struggling is pointless.
FLYNN:
Huh?
RAPUNZEL:
I know why you’re here, and I’m not afraid of you.
FLYNN:
What?
RAPUNZEL:
Who are you? And how did wewe find me?
FLYNN:
Aha.
RAPUNZEL:
Who are you, and how did wewe find me?
FLYNN:
Mm-hm. I know not who wewe are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say…
Hi. How ya doin’? The name’s Flynn Rider. How’s your siku goin’? Huh?
RAPUNZEL:
Ugh! Who else knows my location, Flynn Rider?
FLYNN:
All right, blondie–
RAPUNZEL:
Rapunzel.
FLYNN:
Gesundheit. Here’s the deal. I was in a situation, gallivanting through the forest. I came across your tower and… ho, oh no… where is my satchel?
RAPUNZEL:
I’ve hidden it, somewhere you’ll never find it.
FLYNN:
It’s in that pot, isn’t it?
[A bang kwa frying pan.]
FLYNN:
Er, uh. Huh? [realizes Pascal's tongue stuck in his ear] Yike! [shakes off Pascal] Would wewe stop that?
RAPUNZEL:
Now it’s hidden where you’ll never find it.
So, what do wewe want with my hair? To cut it?
FLYNN:
What?
RAPUNZEL:
Sell it?
FLYNN:
No! Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair is to get out of it. Literally.
RAPUNZEL:
Yi. Wait. wewe don’t want my hair?
FLYNN:
Why on earth would I want your hair? Look, I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it, end of story.
RAPUNZEL:
You’re… telling the truth?
FLYNN:
Yes.
[Pascal distrusts]
RAPUNZEL:
I know, I need someone to take me.
[Pascal motions]
RAPUNZEL:
I think he’s telling the truth, too.
[Pascal motions]
RAPUNZEL:
(He) doesn’t have fangs, but what choice do I have?
[Flynn struggles]
RAPUNZEL:
Huh. Okay, Flynn Rider, I’m prepared to offer wewe a deal.
FLYNN:
Deal?
RAPUNZEL:
Look this way. [F collapses with chair] Do wewe know what these are?
FLYNN:
wewe mean the lantern thing they do for the princess?
RAPUNZEL:
Lanterns. I knew they weren’t stars.
Well, tomorrow evening they will light the night sky with these lanterns.You will act as my guide, take me to these lanterns, and return me nyumbani safely. Then, and only then, will I return your satchel to you. That is my deal.
FLYNN:
Yeah. No can do. Unfortunately, the kingdom and I aren’t exactly ’simpatico’ at the moment. So I won’t be taking wewe anywhere.
RAPUNZEL:
Something brought wewe here, Flynn Rider. Call it what wewe will: fate, destiny…
FLYNN:
A horse.
RAPUNZEL:
So I have made the decision to trust you.
FLYNN:
A horrible decision, really.
RAPUNZEL:
But trust me when I tell wewe this.
[Rapunzel tugs hair, Flynn falls forward]
FLYNN:
Ugh!
RAPUNZEL:
wewe can tear this tower apart brick kwa brick, but without my help, wewe will never find your precious satchel.
FLYNN:
Hmm-mm. Let me just get this straight. I take wewe to see the lanterns, bring wewe back home, and you’ll give me back my satchel?
RAPUNZEL:
I promise. And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise. Ever.
FLYNN:
All right, listen, I didn’t want to have to do this, but wewe leave me no choice. Here comes the ‘smoulder’.
[Rapunzel & Pascal: stern look]
This is kind of an off siku for me. This doesn’t normally happen.… Fine, I’ll take wewe to see the lanterns!
RAPUNZEL:Really? Oops.
FLYNN:
wewe broke my ‘smoulder’.