(earlier)
Trevor: Is this really nesseary?
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. wewe been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds)
Voice: wewe are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs)
voice: My little gppony, pony is the greatest onyesha wewe ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little gppony, pony is the greatest onyesha I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: wewe will recommend my little gppony, pony and family guy to everybody wewe know.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will recommend my little gppony, pony and family guy to everyone I know.
Voice: wewe will never stop talking about my little pony, au family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will never stop talking about my little pony, au family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
(present time.. Witch is directly after the mission THREE'S COMPANY).
Trevor: Michael. Look at us, eh?.. New town. New set of problems. But the idiots. They stay the same.
Michael: Don't worry. Things will slow down soon.
Trevor: wewe know what's NOT slowing down? My little pony. Greatest onyesha I seen sense family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (annoyed) God, wewe never shut up about those fuckin shows!!
Audience: (laughs harder)
Trevor: (gets in helicopture).
Michael: I'll see wewe later.
Trevor: Ohh, wewe better believe it buddy.. (flies off).
NEW theme song plays: (Andrew WK: We want fun).
(the inayofuata evening)
Denise: Nope! Don't wewe step foot in this yard!
Franklyn: Why, it's half my house.
Denise: I'm gonna call the police!
Franklyn: For what!? I didn't do anything except just stand here.
Audience: (laughs)
Lamar: (comes out of the with chop and the audience makes a small cheer for him) Don't pretend wewe don't know how it is homey-o!
Franklyn: How the fuck did wewe even get in there!? The doors were locked!
Lamar: Yeag. But yer windows weren't.
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (comes into view, wearing a t shati with the ANDREW W.K logo., and it's implied he wears it 'a lot' because it has a lot of stains on it). Hello missy.. Franklyn. wewe never told me that wewe got a sister.
Denise: (bluhing) I'm Denise. Franklyn's house mate.
Franklyn: And aunt. My mother's old dried u-
Denise: (angry) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Trevor: Yeah. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (flips Trevor the middle finger).
(after Denise goes inside when Trevor suddenly insulted her).
Lamar: (about Trevor) Yo! F! What's with the dope looking white boy over here!?
Trevor: (confused) What?
Lamar: (uses over the juu amount of gangster slangs)
Trevor: (still confused) What are wewe even saying!?
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: Man? What the fuck are wewe doing here Trevor!?
Trevor: I'm new in town. I'm making friends.. Know lets party.
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Perfect! It's a gang bang.. I even brought my own weapon (takes out his AK47, witch he gave several upgrades to.. Including a scoop, a handle, and machungwa, chungwa camo tape).
Franklyn: I already told wewe I'm tire-
Trevor: (begins playing party party party kwa Andrew W.K. At high volume from inside Lamar's van).
Audience: (laughs and claps)
Trevor: (shaking his gun to the beat of the song) Let's go fuck some people up!!
(reluctantly, Franklyn and Lamar went with him to the place).
Franklyn: So we good right? Then let's go?
Trevor: I won't a taste.
Franklyn: No, we're going!
Trevor: I want of the other side.
Dealer: No at ma-
Trevor: (sudden anger) Oh yeah, well, FUCK YOU!! I didn't want it anyway.. (flips his middle finger at the dealers face).. I'll rather stay at home, then be with your motherfuckin fagot for the rest of the day.. Good siku bitch.. (storms out, still pointing middle finger).
Audience: (laughs).
(awkward silence).
Trevor: (calmly returns soon after) Dude, I totally didn't mean that.
Audience: (laughs a little)
Trevor: I'm sorry we had that fight jut then. wewe know, I mean. wewe alisema some things. I alisema something's.. But let's just put it behind us, and try to be Marafiki again.
Dealer: ... I'm still not giving wewe it.
Trevor: (angrily flips him off again) WELL FUCK wewe ASSHOLE! (tries grabbing it, revealing it to only be drywall with a key inside).
Trevor: Yo! That's a "close call with brick wall"!
Audience: (laughs)
Dealer: Isn't that an album for Andrew W.K.
Trevor: Sure is.. I like to "party hard" bitch!
Dealer: Wha-
Trevor: I "get wet" and like to "party hard"!.. "we want fun" asshole!
Dealer: Are wewe just naming songs!?
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: GET READY TO DIE!!
Dealer: Yo! We got some motherfuckin buyers remorse over here!! (slams door closed)
Trevor: YO, wewe CAN'T FUCKIN HUSTLE A HUSTLER!!
Trevor, Franklyn and Lamar took cover and they began getting violently shot at, witch oddly made Trevor become sexually aroused.
Lamar: (laughs) Yo, is that a banana, ndizi in your pocket au a-
Franklin: (annoyed) Shut up Lamar
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (takes out his scooped AK47) LET'S DO THS!! (begins running and shooting).
(the louder lyrics of FEAR OF THE DARK - IRON MADIAN begins playing as the suitable background song)
Trevor: (speaking in loud hyperactive, fast voice) Oh man! I-feel-like-my-heart-is-gonna-explode-and-crap-my-pants-THIS-IS-SO-AWESOME!!
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: REALLY-DON'T-WANNA-GET-CLIPPED-ON-MY-FIRST-WHOOO-WA!!
Audience: (laughs)
(ONE LONG BATTLE LATER)
Trevor: Yo! Just surrender your jetskis, and I won't hurt you!
MC Clip: Alright. Take the jets-
Trevor: (shoots MC clip in the leg)
Audience: (laughs)
MC Clip: wewe alisema wewe WEREN'T GONNA HURT ME!?
Trevor: Well wewe shouldn't of trusted me! I'm on drugs!
Audience: (laughs)
(on the jetskis)
Lamar: We should get comfortable.. Since nobody is trying to shoot the engines, au kill us.
Police helicopture: SHOOT THE ENGINES! KILL THEM (minigun fire).
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (angrily) DAMN IT LAMAR! STOP JINXING SHIT!
Audience: (laughs harder)
END OF EPISODE
Trevor: Is this really nesseary?
Pinkie/Pinkamena: Coarse it is. wewe been my owner all this time, and haven't even seen my show.
Trevor: Fine., but if this turns me into a bitch, your never hear the end of i-.
(brainwash sounds)
Voice: wewe are now watching my little pony.
Trevor: (hyponotized) I m now watching my little pony
Audience: (laughs)
voice: My little gppony, pony is the greatest onyesha wewe ever seen. Except maybe family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) My little gppony, pony is the greatest onyesha I ever seen. Except maybe Family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: wewe will recommend my little gppony, pony and family guy to everybody wewe know.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will recommend my little gppony, pony and family guy to everyone I know.
Voice: wewe will never stop talking about my little pony, au family guy.
Trevor: (still brainwashed) I will never stop talking about my little pony, au family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
(present time.. Witch is directly after the mission THREE'S COMPANY).
Trevor: Michael. Look at us, eh?.. New town. New set of problems. But the idiots. They stay the same.
Michael: Don't worry. Things will slow down soon.
Trevor: wewe know what's NOT slowing down? My little pony. Greatest onyesha I seen sense family guy.
Audience: (laughs)
Michael: (annoyed) God, wewe never shut up about those fuckin shows!!
Audience: (laughs harder)
Trevor: (gets in helicopture).
Michael: I'll see wewe later.
Trevor: Ohh, wewe better believe it buddy.. (flies off).
NEW theme song plays: (Andrew WK: We want fun).
(the inayofuata evening)
Denise: Nope! Don't wewe step foot in this yard!
Franklyn: Why, it's half my house.
Denise: I'm gonna call the police!
Franklyn: For what!? I didn't do anything except just stand here.
Audience: (laughs)
Lamar: (comes out of the with chop and the audience makes a small cheer for him) Don't pretend wewe don't know how it is homey-o!
Franklyn: How the fuck did wewe even get in there!? The doors were locked!
Lamar: Yeag. But yer windows weren't.
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (comes into view, wearing a t shati with the ANDREW W.K logo., and it's implied he wears it 'a lot' because it has a lot of stains on it). Hello missy.. Franklyn. wewe never told me that wewe got a sister.
Denise: (bluhing) I'm Denise. Franklyn's house mate.
Franklyn: And aunt. My mother's old dried u-
Denise: (angry) SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Trevor: Yeah. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (flips Trevor the middle finger).
(after Denise goes inside when Trevor suddenly insulted her).
Lamar: (about Trevor) Yo! F! What's with the dope looking white boy over here!?
Trevor: (confused) What?
Lamar: (uses over the juu amount of gangster slangs)
Trevor: (still confused) What are wewe even saying!?
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: Man? What the fuck are wewe doing here Trevor!?
Trevor: I'm new in town. I'm making friends.. Know lets party.
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: Perfect! It's a gang bang.. I even brought my own weapon (takes out his AK47, witch he gave several upgrades to.. Including a scoop, a handle, and machungwa, chungwa camo tape).
Franklyn: I already told wewe I'm tire-
Trevor: (begins playing party party party kwa Andrew W.K. At high volume from inside Lamar's van).
Audience: (laughs and claps)
Trevor: (shaking his gun to the beat of the song) Let's go fuck some people up!!
(reluctantly, Franklyn and Lamar went with him to the place).
Franklyn: So we good right? Then let's go?
Trevor: I won't a taste.
Franklyn: No, we're going!
Trevor: I want of the other side.
Dealer: No at ma-
Trevor: (sudden anger) Oh yeah, well, FUCK YOU!! I didn't want it anyway.. (flips his middle finger at the dealers face).. I'll rather stay at home, then be with your motherfuckin fagot for the rest of the day.. Good siku bitch.. (storms out, still pointing middle finger).
Audience: (laughs).
(awkward silence).
Trevor: (calmly returns soon after) Dude, I totally didn't mean that.
Audience: (laughs a little)
Trevor: I'm sorry we had that fight jut then. wewe know, I mean. wewe alisema some things. I alisema something's.. But let's just put it behind us, and try to be Marafiki again.
Dealer: ... I'm still not giving wewe it.
Trevor: (angrily flips him off again) WELL FUCK wewe ASSHOLE! (tries grabbing it, revealing it to only be drywall with a key inside).
Trevor: Yo! That's a "close call with brick wall"!
Audience: (laughs)
Dealer: Isn't that an album for Andrew W.K.
Trevor: Sure is.. I like to "party hard" bitch!
Dealer: Wha-
Trevor: I "get wet" and like to "party hard"!.. "we want fun" asshole!
Dealer: Are wewe just naming songs!?
Audience: (laughs)
Trevor: GET READY TO DIE!!
Dealer: Yo! We got some motherfuckin buyers remorse over here!! (slams door closed)
Trevor: YO, wewe CAN'T FUCKIN HUSTLE A HUSTLER!!
Trevor, Franklyn and Lamar took cover and they began getting violently shot at, witch oddly made Trevor become sexually aroused.
Lamar: (laughs) Yo, is that a banana, ndizi in your pocket au a-
Franklin: (annoyed) Shut up Lamar
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: (takes out his scooped AK47) LET'S DO THS!! (begins running and shooting).
(the louder lyrics of FEAR OF THE DARK - IRON MADIAN begins playing as the suitable background song)
Trevor: (speaking in loud hyperactive, fast voice) Oh man! I-feel-like-my-heart-is-gonna-explode-and-crap-my-pants-THIS-IS-SO-AWESOME!!
Audience: (laughs).
Trevor: REALLY-DON'T-WANNA-GET-CLIPPED-ON-MY-FIRST-WHOOO-WA!!
Audience: (laughs)
(ONE LONG BATTLE LATER)
Trevor: Yo! Just surrender your jetskis, and I won't hurt you!
MC Clip: Alright. Take the jets-
Trevor: (shoots MC clip in the leg)
Audience: (laughs)
MC Clip: wewe alisema wewe WEREN'T GONNA HURT ME!?
Trevor: Well wewe shouldn't of trusted me! I'm on drugs!
Audience: (laughs)
(on the jetskis)
Lamar: We should get comfortable.. Since nobody is trying to shoot the engines, au kill us.
Police helicopture: SHOOT THE ENGINES! KILL THEM (minigun fire).
Audience: (laughs)
Franklyn: (angrily) DAMN IT LAMAR! STOP JINXING SHIT!
Audience: (laughs harder)
END OF EPISODE