Percy: *Throwing records onto the ground* We gotta find a song! WE GOTTA FIND A SONG!!!
Sean The Hedgehog: Let's use this one that we haven't used in a long time.
Parker: Oh no, it's that song again! *Punches Stylo*
Percy: What have wewe started?! *Grabs a chair, and hits Sean in the head*
Sean The Hedgehog: WHAT DO wewe MEAN?!?! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!!
Everyone started to fight each other for no reason.
Mily: *Arrives with a passenger train, watching several people fight near her* Whoa. *Passing the fighters, and is now safe* Hi, I'm Mily. Welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I got an awesome line up for wewe tonight, if wewe look down below.
Trainz - TVG
The Nut House - TVPG
Johnny Lightning Back2Back - TV-PG
Mily: *Giggles* Have fun! *Winks*
Theme Song: link
Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run kwa five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.
This is the story of trainz.
Episode 26: Runaway
Narrator: On the Eastern Pacific, Suzie, and Rachael worked in the yards. They enjoyed their job, but sometimes, too many freight cars would enter the yards. Mr. Baldwin decided to get another engine to help out.
Stop the song
Narrator: The new engine was a yellow, and blue diesel. I arrived to visit the Eastern Pacific engines just before Mr. Baldwin was introducing him to the other engines.
Mr. Baldwin: Everyone, meet Edward. He will be working in the yards with Suzie, and Rachael.
Edward: If I'm working with two ladies, I know I'm gonna have a good time.
Audience: *Light laughter*
Mike: Heeey. Working with the ladies are my job.
Sean: I think wewe mean is Fonzi.
Sean: Working with the ladies is my job.
Mike: What is this? English Class?
S.B: I hope not. I didn't come all the way here to be in school.
Edward: Who are you?
S.B: Sean Bodine. I visit this area quite often to see the engines.
Edward: Well it's nice to meet you.
Mr. Baldwin: Alright everyone, it's time for work. Rachael, Suzie, I want wewe two to onyesha Edward how to work in the yards.
Suzie: wewe can count on us. *Goes to the yards with Rachael*
Edward: *Follows the two engines*
They entered the yards, and started working.
Suzie: What wewe have to do is just push these freight cars down the hump at a slow speed. The fastest wewe can go is 5 miles an hour.
Edward: Why do I have to go so slow?
Rachael: Would wewe want to get any of the freight cars derailed?
Suzie: Then that's why we can only go up to 5 miles an hour.
Edward: I see.
Stop the song
Narrator: inayofuata day, Edward was told to take some freight cars from the yards to Mossberg Harbor. It was his first time pulling a train outside of the yards, and was determined to do a good job.
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*
Jeff: *Next to Sean with a freight train*
Sean: How many miles do we have to go until we reach the harbor?
Jeff: About five miles.
Sean: Edward is in front of us.
Kenny: *Sees Edward arriving with a freight train* Ferris, Jack, make sure no one takes our train. I believe we have a new victim.
Jack: Go get him Kenny.
Kenny: *Pushing a freight car towards Edward's train*
Edward: *Goes right on a switch, and prepares to stop*
Kenny: *Gets to the switch, uncouples himself from the freight car, and watches it derail Edward's train*
Narrator: Kenny caused Edward's train to derail.
Edward: Oh no. *Sees his train*
Ferris: Nice work Kenny.
Edward: Mr. Baldwin is going to be very angry when he sees this. I know, I'll run away. He'll never find me, and I won't get in trouble. *Uncouples himself from his train, and heads towards the Northern Errol Line*
Jack: hujambo Kenny, he's heading onto our line.
Kenny: We better stop him.
Edward: *Leaving the harbor*
Sean & Jeff: *Enter the harbor*
Sean: *Sees the derailed train, and stops with Jeff* What happened here?
Jeff: *Sees Edward leaving the harbor* Edward?!!
Sean: We gotta catch up to him.
Narrator: The two engines uncoupled their selves from their trains, and started following Edward.
Kenny: *With Ferris, and Jack* We cannot allow that engine onto our railway.
Ferris: Why not?
Kenny: I don't know. Let's just chase him to create some form of drama.
Edward: *Cries as he leaves the harbor*
Jesse: Edward, where are wewe going?!!?
Kenny: *Passes Jesse with Ferris, and Jack*
Jesse: Uh oh.
Jim: *Arrives* hujambo Jesse, what's going on?!
Jesse: Edward is in trouble. I gotta tell Mr. Baldwin about it.
Sean & Jeff: *Passing two cranes unloading a cargoship*
Jesse: *Sees Sean, and Jeff. He blows his horn three times*
Sean & Jeff: *Stop*
Sean: Did Edward pass kwa here?
Jesse: Yeah. Kenny's chasing him with two other engines. They're on the N.E.L right now.
Sean: We'll get him. wewe get Mr. Baldwin, and tell him what's happening.
Jesse: On it. *Goes to the sheds*
Sean: *Heads onto the Northern Errol Line*
Jeff: *Follows Sean*
Edward: *Sees Kenny* Stop following me!
Kenny: That's not happening. Once we catch you, you're done for.
Edward: I didn't do anything to wewe guys!
Jack: *Gets hit kwa one of Edward's tears* Crybaby.
Sean & Jeff: *Catching up to Edward*
Narrator: The two diesels saw Edward being chased kwa Kenny, Ferris, and Jack.
Sean: That track all the way to the left is clear. We can use that to couple up to Edward, and get him out of here.
Jeff: That's cool, but how are we gonna escape Kenny?
Sean: Let's kuvuka, msalaba that bridge when we get to it.
Jeff: That's gotta be at least ten miles away.
They went all the way to the left, and began to intercept Kenny, Ferris, and Jack.
Edward: *Sees Sean, and Jeff*
Jack: What are those two doing here?
Kenny: Never mind that. Ferris, get rid of them.
Ferris: Jack is closer. I'm all the way on the right, and they're on the left.
Jack: Leave it to me.
Panzer: *On Jack's track with a short freight train* Look out!!
Jack: *Goes right, and is behind Kenny* NEVER MIND!!
Edward: *Very scared as he continues to speed down the mainline*
Kenny: We have the advantage now. Two of us versus one of him. We're on his track, and we couple up to him.
Ferris: Go get him!
Kenny: *Slowly catching up to Edward*
Jack: *Couples up to Kenny* Speed up.
Edward: Why are wewe guys chasing me?
Narrator: The end of Panzer's freight passed kwa Edward, and the other engines.
Sean: Okay, we're clear.
Jeff: Let's get coupled up to Edward before Kenny does.
They went on two switches with the points set having them go right.
Sean: Edward, couple up to us!
Kenny: No Edward, couple up to us. You're just two inches away from my coupler.
Edward: You're not helping!
Kenny: I'm the enemy. I'm not supposed to help.
Sean: We may have to slow down to make it easier for Edward.
Jeff: But it'll also make it easier for Kenny to catch us.
Sean: Why do things have to be so complicated?
Ferris: *Gets closer to Sean & Jeff*
Sean: Let's try it anyway. *Slowing down*
Edward: *Gets coupled up to Jeff* I got you.
Sean: Alright. Get ready, we're gonna get onto the left track, and go backwards.
They did that, just before Kenny could couple up to Edward. They went straight while Sean, and the other two went left.
Sean: *Starts going in reverse* They passed us. Good.
Jack: *Going backwards with Kenny* Come on, go faster. I can't drag your rear end all over this island.
Edward: *Really nervous* Keep going! Keep going! Keep going!
Sean: We're going as fast as we can.
Jeff: Going backwards isn't really easy.
Narrator: It wasn't easy, but they were able to escape Kenny, and the others. They gave up, and went back to work when they realized Sean, Jeff, and Edward were too far away.
Stop the song.
Narrator: When the three engines got back to Mossberg Harbor, I was there with Jesse, and Mr. Baldwin.
Mr. Baldwin: *In S.B's car* Edward, what happened?
Edward: I got my train derailed, and tried to run away. Three engines started chasing me.
Jesse: Mr. Baldwin, I saw the entire thing. Kenny attacked Edward's train with another freight car, and he started chasing him with Ferris, and Jack.
S.B: *Outside of his car, standing inayofuata to Jesse* Won't they ever stop attacking wewe guys?
Sean: They don't seem to like anyone with a good attitude.
S.B: That just doesn't make any sense.
Mr. Baldwin: Why did wewe try to run away Edward?
Edward: I thought I would get in trouble, because my train got derailed.
Mr. Baldwin: It wasn't your fault. If someone else causes your train to crash, it's their fault.
Edward: I didn't know that.
Mr. Baldwin: Well now wewe do.
Ending theme (Start it at 1:10): link
Characters used for episode
Sean Bodine AKA S.B.
Songs used for episode
Cannonball kwa Duane Eddy
Happy Go Lively - Spongebob Squarepants Soundtrack
Party All The Time kwa Eddie Murphy
CHiPs theme kwa John Parker and Alan Silvestri
Mily: zaidi awesome music, but zaidi importantly, another episode of The Nut House is on the way.
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 12: Get Everything On The List
krisimasi was just around the corner. The Nut House would be open on krisimasi Day, but closed from the 26th, to the 31st. Many of the guests were telling each other what they had on their krisimasi list, when Parker walked in with his.
Wayne & Miss Heart: *Looking at Parker as he walks in*
David: *Walks out of the kitchen, and sees Parker carrying his list* I think I came out of the jikoni at the wrong time.
Parker: Listen up everyone, *Holding his list, which contains hundreds of various items* This is my krisimasi list! Now let's not forget what's important here, huh?
Everyone laughed at Parker, which made him angry.
Parker: Excuse me! I have aliyopewa wewe a very important assignment! wewe will get me everything on my krisimasi list, au I will personally call Santa, and tell him to put wewe on his Naughty List.
Miss. Heart: That's a good one Parker.
Wayne: That was a good one Miss. Heart.
Miss. Heart: Thank wewe darling.
Parker: Fine. wewe won't get me what I want, I'll get Santa to have wewe all on the Naughty List. Goodbye. *Walks out of The Nut House*
Mr. Nut: *Walks downstairs from his room* Good morning everyone. What did I miss?
Parker was infuriated that no one would give him what he wanted on his krisimasi list. He quickly wrote a letter to the North Pole.
Parker: Dear Santa. Nobody at The Nut House will give me what I want on my krisimasi List. As punishment for their treason, wewe are to put the following people on your naughty list. Kevin, Liam, David, Liz, Wayne, Miss. Heart...
25 dakika later
Parker:....and that concludes my business. Thank you, and Merry Christmas. Parker.
Meanwhile at The Nut House.
David: *Places chakula on the meza, jedwali for Kevin, and Liam*
Liam: Thanks Dave.
Kevin: This looks delicious.
Parker: *Kicks the door into The Nut House* Guess what everyone.
Kevin: wewe put us on Santa's naughty list.
Parker: That's right. wewe should have aliyopewa me what I wanted on my krisimasi list. *Walks away*
Brown triangle: That's Santa's job. Why is he making us do that for him?
Kevin: wewe never met Parker before, have you?
Brown Triangle: I guess not.
Liam: He's zaidi au less a five mwaka old in the body of an adult.
On krisimasi Eve, Parker watched the stars and moon in the sky.
Parker: krisimasi certainly will be a good siku for me, but not the others. *Gets into his bed, and falls asleep*
On krisimasi day, when Parker walked into The Nut House, he saw that everyone seemed very happy.
Parker: Hold on!!
Everyone: *Looking at Parker*
Parker: What's everyone so happy about?
Kevin: We have our krisimasi presents.
Liam: Not with us of course, but we all got what we wanted.
Parker: Santa doesn't exist then.
Kevin: Oh yes he does. He's actually here with us.
Santa: *Walks over to Parker from the arcade*
Santa: wewe don't have to rely on your Marafiki to give wewe presents. That's all my job, along with the help of my elves of course.
Parker: Right. Your elves.
Santa: Now then, wewe come with me, and I'll onyesha wewe your presents.
Parker: wewe will?
Santa: Yes. Follow me.
They walked over to Parker's car, and he saw all the presents he wanted inside.
Parker: My presents? But how did you--... oh right. The elves.
Santa: *Chuckles* Now wewe have a merry krisimasi Parker, and a happy new year. My sleigh is up this mountain, and I must get there at once.
Parker: *Watching Santa go up a trail*
Ending Theme: link
Parker: Well. That was probably the best siku of my life.
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one zaidi minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See wewe later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground inayofuata to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head kwa her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front kwa his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit kwa her name*
Mack: Cool! *Gets hit kwa his name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, au beaten up kwa floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from November 24, 2017
Mily: Come back at 8:30 for back to back episodes of Johnny Lightning. You'll experience a lot of awesome action.